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 Post subject: Looker (Classic chair thread)
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:32 am 
My new chair!!!! :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Handstitched calf hide, lockable and adjustable recliner, adjustable height, leather trims on the arms, ergonomic wheels, swivel, everything except a three litre Ferrari engine. Belated birthday present off the rife :grin: :grin:

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Guess how much?? :sweeeet: :sweeeet:

Yeah, I know....that bin wants emptying......... :roll: :roll: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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that bed wants making, and the adjustable spanner wants putting away!

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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i do hope you will recycle that bubble wrap! it should go in the white bag with other plastics....

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:04 am 
JUST LOOKER THE FOOKIN' CHAIR WILL YER!!!!!!! rage rage rage rage

Firstly and in order:

1. It's the spare bed and since the photo is now upright against the wall to accomodate MY NEW CHAIR.

2. Its not an adjustable spanner it's a rechargeable electric mosquito killer.

3. That is not shit on the skirting board, we have toilets here in the Far East, if you look more closely, Porky, you'll see that it's the guarantee label hanging from the extension cable.

4. Cockroaches dare not enter this house any more since we started leaving the corpses in a ring round the doors and windows. You can hear them muttering 'another time maybe' as they scuttle down the outside walls.

Now, look at the chair, how much?? :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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Ten bob.

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:02 am 
Even the calf was worth more than ten bob. :roll: :roll:

Seriously how much?? :sweeeet: :wink:

How much would one be in England eh?? :grin: Eh?? :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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Over here that would probably cost about £50.

So I guess you can't have paid more than £20.

If you did you've been seen coming.

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:18 am 
You lyin' get. Even plastic high back recliner chairs are 90 snodgers ((c)Mutley) in England. :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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Oh dear.

You've not been had have you? :-o

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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Pooliekev wrote:
My new chair!!!! :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Handstitched calf hide, lockable and adjustable recliner, adjustable height, leather trims on the arms, ergonomic wheels, swivel, everything except a three litre Ferrari engine. Belated birthday present off the rife :grin: :grin:

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Guess how much?? :sweeeet: :sweeeet:

Yeah, I know....that bin wants emptying......... :roll: :roll: :roll:

carpet tiles are soooo eighties
those nets could do with a rinse
and i saw one of those chairs ... no the same calf hide chair in focus yesterday £30.00



buy one get one free
ps what are you doing logged into loidland?

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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rolfl

And what's with the big green dildo on the floor? :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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Pooliekev wrote:
My new chair!!!! :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Handstitched calf hide, lockable and adjustable recliner, adjustable height, leather trims on the arms, ergonomic wheels, swivel, everything except a three litre Ferrari engine. Belated birthday present off the rife :grin: :grin:

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Guess how much?? :sweeeet: :sweeeet:

Yeah, I know....that bin wants emptying......... :roll: :roll: :roll:


What website are you on? :shock: :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:38 am 
'Kin 'ell!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:

5. They aren't carpet tiles, it's a tiled marble floor.

6. The nets aren't mucky, the windows are tinted.

7. You would not get a quality chair like this in a discount shed like Focus.

8. It's not Loidland, it's The Bunker, y'know, the Bunker where you sarky tw ats live.

9. Grave get them fookin' roaches away from me!!!

10. It's not a big green dildo, there's only one big green dildo round here Mr R and that's you. It's the bottom bedrail.

Get stretched the lorroyers!! :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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rolfl

The chair's still a rotten colour though.

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:41 am 
DanielGaunt wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
My new chair!!!! :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Handstitched calf hide, lockable and adjustable recliner, adjustable height, leather trims on the arms, ergonomic wheels, swivel, everything except a three litre Ferrari engine. Belated birthday present off the rife :grin: :grin:

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Guess how much?? :sweeeet: :sweeeet:

Yeah, I know....that bin wants emptying......... :roll: :roll: :roll:


What website are you on? :shock: :evil:


Tigga.com. Why?? :uhoh: :uhoh:


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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rolfl

Kev, how much on a scale of 1-10 do you regret posting this thread??

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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Tigga.com. Why?? :uhoh: :uhoh:


rolfl

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:57 am 
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Tigga.com. Why?? :uhoh: :uhoh:


rolfl


Hey!! I don't have hairy armpits!!


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:07 am 
Why is that stethoscope hanging off the drawer knobs? confised


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:12 am 
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Kev, how much on a scale of 1-10 do you regret posting this thread??


'Kin spiders....... :roll: :roll:

11. Just get admiring the chair will yers??

12. Tigga, you would have hairy armpits after being spit roasted for three days.

13. It's not a stethoscope, that's in the dresser draw. Its the cable off my card reader.

If any of youse lot want to sit in my chair and bask in it's luxurious comfort, you can fook right off!! rage rage


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:24 am 
I know a stethoscope when I see one. What are you up to?

I see it has very small end parts.....possibly to accommodate the thoracic areas of cockroaches


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:26 am 
Nope, one end is for the USB port and one is for the thoracic area of my card reader. Which incidentally packed up this morning. :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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........errrrr happy birthday!

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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Who is the bloke on the screen?


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:04 pm 
Frodraff wrote:
........errrrr happy birthday!


Ta. You can get me rolling drunk when you get here. :wink: :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:05 pm 
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I've told you once. :evil:

Tigga. :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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Pooliekev wrote:
My new chair!!!! :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Handstitched calf hide, lockable and adjustable recliner, adjustable height, leather trims on the arms, ergonomic wheels, swivel, everything except a three litre Ferrari engine. Belated birthday present off the rife :grin: :grin:

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Guess how much?? :sweeeet: :sweeeet:

Yeah, I know....that bin wants emptying......... :roll: :roll: :roll:
Think you should have moved the penis enlarger of the bed before posting.

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:36 pm 
and I thought I was a scruff......


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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we had one of those plastic mesh waste bins
when i was four


got it from a chinese laundry rolfl

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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we had one of those plastic mesh waste bins
when i was four


got it from a chinese laundry rolfl


rolfl clappp rolfl

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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I see there's plenty of used Andrex in that 'plastic mesh waste bin'!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

One of THE best threads ever on The Bunker!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Mr.PoolieKev = Sick As Feck!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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Mr PK's wancking den? :shock: :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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Is that cupboard under the monitor locked mr PK and if so why? (wink wink)

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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Is that cupboard under the monitor locked mr PK and if so why? (wink wink)


It's where he keeps his secret diary.....packed with confessions of terrible deeds he daren't confess, even to us.


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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I hate you lot. :evil: :evil:


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I hate you lot. :evil: :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:23 pm 
Richard M. Head wrote:
Is that cupboard under the monitor locked mr PK and if so why? (wink wink)


No it isn't!!! :shock: :shock:

It contains a quire of printer paper, some pistachio nuts in a plastic bag and a Chinese abacus. confised confised

I don't even know why I'm explaining this......... sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Who likes my new chair?? sadx sadx


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By the way...

How much did you pay for the chair?

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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you keep your nuts in a plaggy bag?? stpid weird


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you keep your nuts in a plaggy bag?? stpid weird


worse he uses a Chinese abacus to count them! :shock:

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Why a chinese abacus? Do they add up differently to us English?

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Why a chinese abacus? Do they add up differently to us English?

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yeah they put a different slant on things! bbolt

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Why a chinese abacus? Do they add up differently to us English?

sctatchinghead



yeah they put a different slant on things! bbolt


:laugh: rolfl clappp :laugh: rolfl clappp

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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just a point on the stool kev, it doesn't look as tho you have ever actually SAT in it?

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just a point on the stool kev, it doesn't look as tho you have ever actually SAT in it?


Although it does look as though somebody or something has SHAT all over it.

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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i thought he picked the colour to match his eyes, and remind him of his hair!

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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I asked him that about an hour ago, but the mardy get hasn't given us the courtesy of a reply. :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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Could be because he has given up on us all, and gone off to bed. rolfl

Well it will be getting late, wherever it is he lives now. yawn1

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