Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:33 am

The best yet!! And still clutching his shovel!! rolfl

John the Baptist · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 am **Posts:** 634

Pooliekev wrote:

The best yet!! And still clutching his shovel!! rolfl

Hopefully he belted a few of them with the shovel! :laugh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:12 am

Day 7:

That train was a bloody nightmare. I had a major turtles head but the bogs were full of humans.

Us goats are quite choosy when it comes to where we shit, we dont like the spoil the scenery.

Fortunately I did manage to hold it in until I found an alternative train.

I left a right good pebbledashing but there was no harm done except to my anus.
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

chip fireball wrote:

now then mr tree, we know you went to school with mr storm the golfer, but a little dickie bird tells me that you went to school with mr grave as well. in fact i heard you were in all his classes, and have met his parents, who you got on so well with they said you were almost like a son to them.

was your "twin brother" a smartarse at school ? :wink:

Im lost.

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:15 pm

gravedisorder wrote:

Day 7:

That train was a bloody nightmare. I had a major turtles head but the bogs were full of humans.

Us goats are quite choosy when it comes to where we shiit, we dont like the spoil the scenery.

Fortunately I did manage to hold it in until I found an alternative train.

I left a right good pebbledashing but there was no harm done except to my anus.
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Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6422

Outstanding Mr Grave, you have far too much time on your hands

rolfl

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:27 pm

Fensy wrote:

Outstanding Mr Grave, you have far too much time on your hands

rolfl

Not really, all i have to do is post the emails which Mr escape Goat sends to me . Doesnt take long

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:35 pm

chip fireball wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

now then mr tree, we know you went to school with mr storm the golfer, but a little dickie bird tells me that you went to school with mr grave as well. in fact i heard you were in all his classes, and have met his parents, who you got on so well with they said you were almost like a son to them.

was your "twin brother" a smartarse at school ? :wink:

Im lost.

someone reckoned you and mr grave were very close. twas only a rumour, and i didnt start it.

Not sure where that rumour has come from like? I dont think I went to school with Graeme Storm either?? What school did he go to?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

chip fireball wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

now then mr tree, we know you went to school with mr storm the golfer, but a little dickie bird tells me that you went to school with mr grave as well. in fact i heard you were in all his classes, and have met his parents, who you got on so well with they said you were almost like a son to them.

was your "twin brother" a smartarse at school ? :wink:

Im lost.

someone reckoned you and mr grave were very close. twas only a rumour, and i didnt start it.

Your missing one point though, I never went to school with Mr Storm and am nowhere near his age.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

chip fireball wrote:

oh it was just that you said :

" At school he used to take the piss out of everyone who supported Pools and say how shiit they were. Couple of years ago he was given a free season ticket by the club. Nice."

when we were talking about storm on sunday so i assumed you went to school with him.

theres also folk who think that you and mr grave disorder are one and the same person, but i think that theory has been largely discredited. and of course it will be blown out of the water at the first home game of the season when you both make your bunker debuts at the start of season meeting. :roll:

Nah a bloke I know went to school with Storm. Surely you can tell im not Grave by IP addresses etc? Oh and dont think il be attending any meeting thang you very much rolfl

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:51 pm

chip fireball wrote:

theres also folk who think that you and mr grave disorder are one and the same person, but i think that theory has been largely discredited. and of course it will be blown out of the water at the first home game of the season when you both make your bunker debuts at the start of season meeting. :roll:

Lol, we are definitely not the same person. rolfl

We both tended to have similar views on rivals so I suppose people drawn that conclusion. Tree seems to call a spade a spade, I am the same, but we are certainly not the same person. I may attend a start of season meeting, not sure yet, I still think there are too many arseholes supporting the club who go off on one as soon as you dare to criticise. I hate that and cant be doing with such folk

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:51 am

gravedisorder wrote:

Absolutely Fecking Magnificent!!!!

:laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:47 am

gravedisorder wrote:

I may attend a start of season meeting, not sure yet, I still think there are too many arseholes supporting the club who go off on one as soon as you dare to criticise. I hate that and cant be doing with such folk

Not among the cognoscenti on here Mr Grave. It's a few pints and a good laugh before the game, I don't think anyone who behaved as above would be made welcome. What's on the board stays on the board. :wink:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:15 pm

DAY 8

I am pissed off today. After explaining to some thick loid bastard near the brick train that I was in the mood for pizza he gave me directions to this f*cking place in Italy. All that I can find are tourists and some stupid tower. Im f*cking starving.

To vent my frustrations I had to find something to do. ...........................................................
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Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:48 am

So did the tower fall down on him and kill him or is he just sick of writing home?

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:21 pm

Day 9:

I gather a few people have been complaining because I havent posted in a while. I just want to say go fuck yourself.

I have spent the last few days amongst the most irritating, brainless, attention seeking reprobates that I will ever encounter. I have travelled the world and seen many things but I honestly never thought that I could come accross so many retards in one place. St Lukes was nowt compared to this.

I found myself losing my rag more often than Jack Bauer on a bad day.

Heres one of my calmer moments.

Oh, and if it is a few days before I post again then just be f*cking patient, Im not getting paid for this sh*t. I could have been a tw@t and shoved it all into a book and charged you for the priveledge of gaining my insights.

Regards

Mr Escape Goat
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Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:49 am

Incidentally.

I've had her. :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:39 am

Now let's hope he goes on a killing spree using his spade!!!! :evil:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:39 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

clappp

Now let's hope he goes on a killing spree using his spade!!!! :evil:

You have gone and done it now!

He is such an attention seeker that he probably go and do this! banghead

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:48 pm

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:37 pm

Mr escape Goat has flipped. I think the constant travelling and sleepless nights has taken its toll in the most terrible way.

Please find his email below:

"Jesus, i fookin wrecked, Im glad to finally get a sit-down in me favourite armchair and 'read' *ahem* the latest edition of playgoat. Here is a scan of the cover for you Mr Disorder, I know you are into that sort of thing too. (EDIT:please ignore this, he is only 'kidding' :uhoh:

)

I would be so f*ckin p*ssed off if something was to disturb me from this peace and quiet.

What the f*ck? Whats that sound? It sounds like running water, coming from the shower. If some f*ckin bitch has broke into my gaff to use my shower I will go mental, I swear. I would say "Oi bitch, nooooooooo, you may feel the need to cleanse your extremeties on a daily basis, but do this in your own bloody house, not in my place, now get the F*ck outta here or I will cave your head in with this spade".

Just when I was getting comfy an all. Right, going up to investigate, will email you back later, got to sort this out. Then hopefully I will get some peace and quiet. My heads f*ckin spinnning.
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Mister Ed · **Posted:** Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:54 pm

lestakev · **Posted:** Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:21 pm

wicked

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:43 pm

Quality Mr.Disorder!!!! clappp

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:23 am

Billy Bates!!! :laugh:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:05 am

Best yet!
Are you watching and taking notes Ripper? :laugh:

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

Mr Escape Goat just gets better & better, pure quality Grave.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:24 am

gravedisorder wrote:

One question Mr.Disorder....how the feck do you do all this with the pictures etc???? confised

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:40 am

ADG wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Billy Bates!!! :laugh:

This is without doubt the un-funniest thread ever on the bunker.

And its the first time I have seen the photos. :uhoh:

Mr Grave........you are a legend. :laugh:

'un-funniest' thread ever?? You mean even less funny than the thread about us signing a striker with an 's' in his name?

From now on when Mr Escape Goat sends me any stuff I wont bother posting it on here then.

Im taking my ball home now. sadx

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:41 am

gravedisorder wrote:

'un-funniest' thread ever?? You mean even less funny than the thread about us signing a striker with an 's' in his name?

From now on when Mr Escape Goat sends me any stuff I wont bother posting it on here then.

Im taking my ball home now. sadx

Methinks youthinks hethinks something hethinks not!

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:45 am

richard head wrote:

gravedisorder wrote:

'un-funniest' thread ever?? You mean even less funny than the thread about us signing a striker with an 's' in his name?

From now on when Mr Escape Goat sends me any stuff I wont bother posting it on here then.

Im taking my ball home now. sadx

Methinks youthinks hethinks something hethinks not!

Methinks I do not understand that! confised

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:42 am

Heres the latest email from Mr Escape Goat:

"Now then you complete set of bastids ye,

I am currently on the run from the pigs (on this occasion I actually mean the 'cops' rather than the snouted variety). My verbal assault of Brucie coupled with the merciless, but warranted slaughter of that bint in my shower has made me a wanted man/goat. The cops have even come up with a really witty name for me - "Billy Goat the Kid" .

I am therefore sending this email from a remote desert island using my laptop (it has a wireless connection ok!)

I am also utilising a number of proxy servers and firewalls to maintain my covertness.

However despite these troubling times, you unfortunate sods who are stuck in the 'Pool are never far from my mind. For this reason I decided to give you a treat. Here is a nice wallpaper featuring me arriving on the island. Set it as your wallpaper and you will be greeted by my pretty mug everytime you boot up your pc. Never let it be said that a goat isnt a mans best friend.

Oh, and if any of you faggots even think of handing it to the pigs, me and the spade of death will be heading your way, very soon."

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:55 pm

gravedisorder wrote:

ADG wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Billy Bates!!! :laugh:

This is without doubt the un-funniest thread ever on the bunker.

And its the first time I have seen the photos. :uhoh:

Mr Grave........you are a legend. :laugh:

'un-funniest' thread ever?? You mean even less funny than the thread about us signing a striker with an 's' in his name?

From now on when Mr Escape Goat sends me any stuff I wont bother posting it on here then.

Im taking my ball home now. sadx

looks like the mysteron-style editors have been at the posts again. Definitely a discretion in the post and the quote there........................

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:54 pm

You ok Mr Goat? Haven't heard from you for a while, hope you're ok.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:50 pm

You have not heard from me in a while because I have been busy.

I stumbled accross some old mush in Hollywood who I found most intriging. Despite the fact that he was about 200 years old and seemed to wear this crappy smoking jacket all the time he was constantly surrounded by fit bewers.

I was left to assume that the jacket must have magical properties when it comes to attracting muff.

Unfortunately for me (actually maybe that should be 'unfortunately for him') he refused my request for the aforesaid smoking jacket. Not one to take 'no' for an answer I let him become acquainted with Mr Spade.

The jacket is now mine.

I can confirm that it does indeed have some magical powers.

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ps, These two were both virgins so Kev had not had em!

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:29 am

Oh yes I have. :grin:

Bonus tunnel. :wink:

mikey66 · **Posted:** Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:01 pm

What about an update then?

Is Escape Goat still with them 'slappers' or what.

Info needed

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:32 pm

Now then you bastards,

Sorry for the delay in posting my latest snap but I have not been able to get Interweb down here.

ps, the bitches chose not to come over to the Uk, cant think why

Mr Escape Goat

mikey66 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:07 am

Ta for the update gravedisorder, I was getting concerned.

Where's he off to next?

Will he ever return? :shock:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:43 am

Mr Escape Goats fame must be growing. The cash machine on York Road just gave this out:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:51 am

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:52 pm

I bet he'd make sure that bird in grave's avatar doesn't keep them x marks over her nips infuture................................................ :grin:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:54 pm

parmopooly wrote:

I bet he'd make sure that bird in grave's avatar doesn't keep them x marks over her nips infuture................................................ :grin:

You really shouldnt encourage him!!! You should all know by now he is the type of goat "to get things done"

He apparently 'had words' with her.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:31 am

wa-hay!!!! clappp

monkeehanger · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:20 pm

Fame on the Scunny website.....

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