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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:39 pm 
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clappp :laugh: clappp

Now let's hope he goes on a killing spree using his spade!!!! :evil: :grin:


You have gone and done it now!

He is such an attention seeker that he probably go and do this! banghead

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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:48 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:37 pm 
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Mr escape Goat has flipped. I think the constant travelling and sleepless nights has taken its toll in the most terrible way.

Please find his email below:

"Jesus, i fookin wrecked, Im glad to finally get a sit-down in me favourite armchair and 'read' *ahem* the latest edition of playgoat. Here is a scan of the cover for you Mr Disorder, I know you are into that sort of thing too. (EDIT:please ignore this, he is only 'kidding' :uhoh: )

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I would be so f*ckin p*ssed off if something was to disturb me from this peace and quiet.

What the f*ck? Whats that sound? It sounds like running water, coming from the shower. If some f*ckin bitch has broke into my gaff to use my shower I will go mental, I swear. I would say "Oi bitch, nooooooooo, you may feel the need to cleanse your extremeties on a daily basis, but do this in your own bloody house, not in my place, now get the F*ck outta here or I will cave your head in with this spade".

Just when I was getting comfy an all. Right, going up to investigate, will email you back later, got to sort this out. Then hopefully I will get some peace and quiet. My heads f*ckin spinnning.

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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:54 pm 
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rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp

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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
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:laugh: clappp Quality Mr.Disorder!!!! clappp :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:23 am 
Billy Bates!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:05 am 
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Best yet!
Are you watching and taking notes Ripper? :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
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Mr Escape Goat just gets better & better, pure quality Grave.

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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:24 am 
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One question Mr.Disorder....how the feck do you do all this with the pictures etc???? confised sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
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ADG wrote:
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Billy Bates!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

clappp clappp clappp clappp



rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

This is without doubt the un-funniest thread ever on the bunker.

And its the first time I have seen the photos. :uhoh:

Mr Grave........you are a legend. :laugh:


'un-funniest' thread ever?? You mean even less funny than the thread about us signing a striker with an 's' in his name? sctatchinghead

From now on when Mr Escape Goat sends me any stuff I wont bother posting it on here then.

Im taking my ball home now. sadx

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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
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'un-funniest' thread ever?? You mean even less funny than the thread about us signing a striker with an 's' in his name? sctatchinghead

From now on when Mr Escape Goat sends me any stuff I wont bother posting it on here then.

Im taking my ball home now. sadx

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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
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'un-funniest' thread ever?? You mean even less funny than the thread about us signing a striker with an 's' in his name? sctatchinghead

From now on when Mr Escape Goat sends me any stuff I wont bother posting it on here then.

Im taking my ball home now. sadx

Methinks youthinks hethinks something hethinks not!


Methinks I do not understand that! confised :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:42 am 
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Heres the latest email from Mr Escape Goat:

"Now then you complete set of bastids ye,

I am currently on the run from the pigs (on this occasion I actually mean the 'cops' rather than the snouted variety). My verbal assault of Brucie coupled with the merciless, but warranted slaughter of that bint in my shower has made me a wanted man/goat. The cops have even come up with a really witty name for me - "Billy Goat the Kid" sctatchinghead .

I am therefore sending this email from a remote desert island using my laptop (it has a wireless connection ok!)

I am also utilising a number of proxy servers and firewalls to maintain my covertness.

However despite these troubling times, you unfortunate sods who are stuck in the 'Pool are never far from my mind. For this reason I decided to give you a treat. Here is a nice wallpaper featuring me arriving on the island. Set it as your wallpaper and you will be greeted by my pretty mug everytime you boot up your pc. Never let it be said that a goat isnt a mans best friend.

Oh, and if any of you faggots even think of handing it to the pigs, me and the spade of death will be heading your way, very soon."


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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:55 pm 
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gravedisorder wrote:
ADG wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
Billy Bates!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

clappp clappp clappp clappp



rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

This is without doubt the un-funniest thread ever on the bunker.

And its the first time I have seen the photos. :uhoh:

Mr Grave........you are a legend. :laugh:


'un-funniest' thread ever?? You mean even less funny than the thread about us signing a striker with an 's' in his name? sctatchinghead

From now on when Mr Escape Goat sends me any stuff I wont bother posting it on here then.

Im taking my ball home now. sadx


looks like the mysteron-style editors have been at the posts again. Definitely a discretion in the post and the quote there........................

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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:54 pm 
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Location: I don't know......if you find me please take me home.
You ok Mr Goat? Haven't heard from you for a while, hope you're ok.


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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:50 pm 
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You have not heard from me in a while because I have been busy.

I stumbled accross some old mush in Hollywood who I found most intriging. Despite the fact that he was about 200 years old and seemed to wear this crappy smoking jacket all the time he was constantly surrounded by fit bewers.

I was left to assume that the jacket must have magical properties when it comes to attracting muff.

Unfortunately for me (actually maybe that should be 'unfortunately for him') he refused my request for the aforesaid smoking jacket. Not one to take 'no' for an answer I let him become acquainted with Mr Spade.

The jacket is now mine.

I can confirm that it does indeed have some magical powers.

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ps, These two were both virgins so Kev had not had em!

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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:29 am 
Oh yes I have. :grin: :grin:

Bonus tunnel. :wink: :grin: :grin: :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:01 pm 
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What about an update then?

Is Escape Goat still with them 'slappers' or what.


Info needed sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:32 pm 
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Now then you bastards,

Sorry for the delay in posting my latest snap but I have not been able to get Interweb down here.

ps, the bitches chose not to come over to the Uk, cant think why

Mr Escape Goat

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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
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Ta for the update gravedisorder, I was getting concerned.

Where's he off to next?

Will he ever return? :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:43 am 
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Mr Escape Goats fame must be growing. The cash machine on York Road just gave this out:

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:51 am 
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I bet he'd make sure that bird in grave's avatar doesn't keep them x marks over her nips infuture................................................ :grin:

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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
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I bet he'd make sure that bird in grave's avatar doesn't keep them x marks over her nips infuture................................................ :grin:


You really shouldnt encourage him!!! You should all know by now he is the type of goat "to get things done"

He apparently 'had words' with her.

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 Post subject: Re: Escape Goats Adventures / Holiday snaps
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Fame on the Scunny website.....


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