It did sound a bit uneventful on the wireless like

they can play uneventful and boring for me if it means we win 5-3 like,, nearly bettered our goals for tally in one game

It's at times like this, we should pause for a moment and think of the Borers

I went to pick the bairn up from the the mother-in-laws, and on the way the radio said there had been another goal at London Road (when the score was 4-3), I didn't know whether to continue listening or not - but it was inevitable I'd find out anyhow so I held my breath - and I swear I would have got out of the car and committed an act of random violence on a passer-by if they had said, "4-4"!!!!!!