She's common like a rose

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22622

And everybody knows

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22622

I always thought 'come on Eileen' was a complaint.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22622

She comes on like a flood,
Tampons and blood,
Flaps like elephants ears.
She's diseased, pox ridden.
Thats my gran.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:17 pm

Mr I wrote:

I always thought 'come on Eileen' was a complaint.

I always thought it was an invitation...... :uhoh:

So I was best man at this wedding, a true achievement because I'd never performed at that level before, and the brides Mam was called Eileen..... :shock:

There was fookin' ructions...... :grin:

She's common like a rose

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