Dida AC Milan keeper

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:03 pm

Celtic go up 2-1 in injury time and some tenants soaked Glaswegian vagrant comes on the pitch (in the style of Macclesfield home last season) and gives him some probably incoherent taunting then touches him (and I mean the slightest touch) on the collar bone. Dida set off to chase him realised he wasn't going to catch the wee man as he had a surprising turn of pace for a blaked sweaty, Dida then proceeds to go down like he's been assassinated then goes off injured with an ice pack on his FACE!

Alright the yob shouldn't have been on the pitch but this fookers actions were a disgrace I bet though Celtic get hit hard by UEFA. The only punishment I'd dish out make Dida watch the tape then watch the Brazilian actor cringe with embarrassment rolfl

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2MVDIYC13cg

rolfl

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:24 am

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:28 am

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:46 pm

PJ_Poolie wrote:

rolfl

Celtic go up 2-1 in injury time and some tenants soaked Glaswegian vagrant comes on the pitch (in the style of Macclesfield home last season) and gives him some probably incoherent taunting then touches him (and I mean the slightest touch) on the collar bone. Dida set off to chase him realised he wasn't going to catch the wee man as he had a surprising turn of pace for a blaked sweaty, Dida then proceeds to go down like he's been assassinated then goes off injured with an ice pack on his FACE!

Alright the yob shouldn't have been on the pitch but this fookers actions were a disgrace I bet though Celtic get hit hard by UEFA. The only punishment I'd dish out make Dida watch the tape then watch the Brazilian actor cringe with embarrassment rolfl

I wonder if the paraffin lamp who slapped the keeper last night was a 'canny lad' like the one who jumped on our pitch?

TownEndTwin · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:23 pm

Must admit it was canny funny watching Dida roll about the floor rolfl

I bet he feels like a right un today when he's seen it a few times !

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:41 pm

That's one of the funniest things I've seen this year in football :laugh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:55 pm

the worrying thing in all of this, is how ingrained in every "professional" footballer it is to behave like that,and during a match situation the keeper would have done exactly the same had an opponent brushed past him. That's the thing I find saddest about the whole episode.

TownEndTwin · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:10 pm

What is it with Dida and the champions league, A couple of season's he was hit by a flare.
Funny thing is he got carried off when he got a slap of the chest. Got up quicker getting hit by the flare.

Might be the brazilians like cos I remember Rivaldo go down like a sack of tatties, When he got hit with the ball in the World Cup refred

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:26 pm

Dida obviously hasn't had the "drunken scot" reflex programmed into him yet. Did you see the lag?
Either that or he has slow motion nerves.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:50 pm

I've just heard Milans president on the radio and amazingly it looks like Dida WILL be fit to play on Sunday, it puts Bert Trautmanns efforts in the 1956 cup final to shame really.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:57 pm

Kestrel super strength gets you pissed. Foul tasting stuff though..............

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22622

Remember Camerons LCL?

Ubiquitously as 'Leg Collapsing Lager'

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6471

I thought that stood for Lose Control Lager confised

3pint wonder · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:26 pm

thought lcl was made by federation breweries,me and our kid used to get rat-arsed on it,a mate of mine got blaked on it sat on his front doorstep and hughied said it bleached his path(used to sell it on draft in the steelies club )

TownEndTwin · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:12 pm

"Low Calorie Lager" Low in Calories high in Lager !

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:27 pm

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:

How DO these Sweatys manage to get pissed on fookin' TENNANT'S lager???? It's like drinking Ben Shaws Shandy, no resembleance to any lager, living or dead, is intentional. And those cans with the Scotch Lassies on.... rolfl

When I was in Oman, in the seventies, you could always tell the supply ship was due in, all the other lagers had run out, and everyone was having to drink the Tennants. Wasn't tempted by the Scottish Lassies, even on an island with 400 men, and no women. rolfl

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:34 am

3pint wonder wrote:

thought lcl was made by federation breweries

It was.

garthwd · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:23 am **Posts:** 791

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Wasn't tempted by the Scottish Lassies, even on an island with 400 men, and no women.

would that be because they were obviously men dressed as women???

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22622

Could be federation brewery, I'm not an expert on beers. Now gimme a bottle of wine and I'll tell you the family history of the bloke who picked the grape.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:20 pm

Mr I wrote:

Could be federation brewery, I'm not an expert on beers. Now gimme a bottle of wine and I'll tell you the family history of the bloke who picked the grape.

See, if you weren't such a rural snob, that would have been 'what picked the grape....'

I dunno, you can take Hartlepool out of the lad, but he'll still have his lad in a bloke from Hartlepool....... :roll:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:24 pm

From what I've seen most grapes are picked by bewers anyway. And there are a lot of grapes round here oh yes!

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