went to go into oxford students union the other day for a quick pint before i got the bus and to have a look at the new freshers, now with every other university i have been to if you have an NUS card they let you in (i still have one as managed to blag one every year from Teesside since i have left). But oh no in Oxford its like a private members club to keep i think the riff raff out like me.

the university controls everything in oxford city centre and to be honest its bollocks as they stop night clubs and even a weatherspoons opening up

You should have had a 'bunker' id on you. They would have welcomed you with open arms then otherwise Mr escape Goat would kick their butts

You northern upstart.

They even have elitist graffiti in Oxford - I was there last month visiting my brother and we went into the Kings Arms. In the gents someone had written "Is fear your God, or God your fear?", under which someone else had added "Glib remark - 2/10".

'Elitist graffiti' - Made me think of Life of Brian.

But then most things make me think of Monty Python.