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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: I'm well surprised...
PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:09 pm 
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... that I've not heard any Richard Hammond jokes yet!

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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:12 pm 
Who's Richard Hammond???? :?
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:13 pm 
PS....the only Hammond I know is that little shithouse off Top Gear!!!! :-X

Can't stand the little full of himself tit!!!! :-X :-X
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currently seriously ill in hospital after a 300mph crash
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:18 pm 
nick wrote:
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currently seriously ill in hospital after a 300mph crash



I shouldn't but....Image

:grin:

PS....didn't realise it was him like!!!! :?
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Spender
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Just in case he doesn't pull through...........Anyone need a donation of a Hammond organ?? :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:

I will avail my self of my outer vestments, and yes I know I'm a sick fcuker, before the moralists jump in. :roll:
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TalbotAvenger
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Well I laughed!
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Spender
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Thanks mate...... :wink: :wink:
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MutleyRules
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Me to!!!! :laugh: :grin:

He is a little smarmy bastard though!!!! :-X :grin:
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Salty
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:51 pm 
never watch it,hadnt heard about this crash

*shrugs* :?

is it wrong to not give a f uck?
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TalbotAvenger
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:01 pm 
Salty wrote:
never watch it,hadnt heard about this crash

*shrugs* :?

is it wrong to not give a f uck?


Not at all mate!

Anyway, if you are going to drive a car with a jet engine on the back, you are asking for trouble
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Salty wrote:
is it wrong to not give a f uck?

150, 000 people die every day, 104 every minute.
You can't possible give a fuuck about all of them.
The guy in question is nowt special compared with the other 149,999.

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To be fair, they all annoy the fuck out of me on that programme.

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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:05 pm 
James is ok but Clarkson is cool as fuck!!!! :sweet: :sweet: :grin:

PS....New Thread coming up!!!! :grin:
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TalbotAvenger
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:06 pm 
Mr ADG wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
Me to!!!! :laugh: :grin:

He is a little smarmy bastid though!!!! :-X :grin:


You pick the strangest people to dislike.

Richard Hammond was brilliant on Brainiac.

The only science educational programmme worth watching ever.


What about HOW (not HOW2 with that cocknocker Gaz Top) or ANYTHING with Magnus Pyke in?
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Spender
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richard head wrote:
Salty wrote:
is it wrong to not give a f uck?

150, 000 people die every day, 104 every minute.
You can't possible give a fuuck about all of them.
The guy in question is nowt special compared with the other 149,999.


He is.....

He's not dead....... :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
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Montpoolier
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He is.....

He's not dead....... :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:

Yeah but once they're dead you no longer need to give a fuuck anyway. It's a moot question.

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Salty
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:51 pm 
dead or not dead [good idea for a tv show, and boyracer can present it!!! :laugh: ] , i dont give a f uck
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MutleyRules wrote:
PS....the only Hammond I know is that little shithouse off Top Gear!!!! :-X

Can't stand the little full of himself tit!!!! :-X :-X


The first Hammond that comes to my mind, is Johnny......

Cooking Fat!!

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parmopooly
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we should get Roger Mellie to present it.
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Snowy
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top Gear used to be OK when they actually dealt with real cars that real people can afford. If you drive anything less than a Ferrari they regard you as shit now, it's a comedy programme for petrolheads. ...and where the f*** do they get the 'audience' from, they all look like area mangers for photo copying firms.
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Cowboy
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:59 pm 
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...and where the f*** do they get the 'audience' from, they all look like area mangers for photo copying firms.


Could I suggest they may be from photocopying companies then?
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:25 am 
Got my 1st one Friday....

What's Richard Hammond and Elton John got in common????

Both have 'Skid Marks' on thier helmets!!!!

:? :? :? :?

I'm sure that's been used before re. Barry Sheene!!!! :?

My Underdogs are still refered to as 'Barry Sheene's'!!!! :sweet: :laugh: :uhoh:

PS....The Bunker Joke is better....

Hammond Organ!!!! :laugh: :grin:

Our kid didn't get it!!!! :?

I tried explaining that a 'Hammond' Organ is a keyboard like a Steinway is a Piano!!!! :?

But it was like a Dimi...over his head!!!! :? :?
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Snowy
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Cowboy wrote:
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...and where the f*** do they get the 'audience' from, they all look like area mangers for photo copying firms.


Could I suggest they may be from photocopying companies then?
...good point, one person just ...photocopied! :laugh:
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