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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: England v Argentina
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:48 am 
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Totty world cup today.

A 2 goal win puts the lasses in the quarter finals.
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 Post subject: Re: England v Argentina
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Mr I wrote:
Totty world cup.
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 Post subject: Re: England v Argentina
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:27 pm 
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Is it possible (assuming her boobs are big enough ) for a women to trap the ball between chin and said boobs ( not handball ) and run from the half way line into the goal.

Just a thought. :sweeeet:

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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: England v Argentina
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:28 pm 
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I suppose it would be perfectly legal. Dibbs, give it a try and report back.
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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: England v Argentina
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Trapper wrote:
Is it possible (assuming her boobs are big enough ) for a women to trap the ball between chin and said boobs ( not handball ) and run from the half way line into the goal.

Just a thought. :sweeeet:


Or alternatively, assuming its big enough, could she......................... naw.
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Trapper
 Post subject: Re: England v Argentina
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Yeh but that could work for ..............nah best not. :sweeeet:

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 Post subject: Re: England v Argentina
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:32 pm 
Trapper wrote:
Is it possible (assuming her boobs are big enough ) for a women to trap the ball between chin and said boobs ( not handball ) and run from the half way line into the goal.

Just a thought. :sweeeet:


Why just from the half-way line to the goal? sctatchinghead
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 Post subject: Re: England v Argentina
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I think it would have to be decribed as ungentlemanly conduct bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: England v Argentina
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grabec wrote:
Trapper wrote:
Is it possible (assuming her boobs are big enough ) for a women to trap the ball between chin and said boobs ( not handball ) and run from the half way line into the goal.

Just a thought. :sweeeet:


Why just from the half-way line to the goal? sctatchinghead


Was thinking of a little chip straight from the kick off

Suppose a pass ( placing ) from the goalie could be an option. :sweeeet:

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nick
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Really funny own goal... 1-0 to England after 8 minutes.
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a lame shot goes under the keeper 2-0

hgh quality stuff, this
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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: Re: England v Argentina
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Can the commentator be any more patronising? :laugh:

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Mr Ripper
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Is Mr I commentating like?

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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: Re: England v Argentina
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Me 87 year old gran would have done better than that Argie keeper. Englands second goal was hilarious.

Let's hope our lasses stuff it up the Americans.

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: England v Argentina
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
Let's hope our lasses stuff it up the Americans.


I'd buy that dvd!

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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Re: England v Argentina
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I suppose it would be perfectly legal. Dibbs, give it a try and report back.


clappp rolfl

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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: England v Argentina
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
Me 87 year old gran would have done better than that Argie keeper.



Them Argies have never been any good at defending something. They're good at attacking when they outnumber the defenders but no good at hanging onto their gains.
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BillinghamPoolie
 Post subject: Re: England v Argentina
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Do I detect you straying off the subject there Mr I?

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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: England v Argentina
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BillinghamPoolie wrote:
Do I detect you straying off the subject there Mr I?


Maybe a touch :)
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