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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Real Nuns!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:58 pm 
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Just come back from site on a job I'm working on at the minute- a new monastety near Bylands Abbey.

Coming down the access road there were two nuns heading for a walk in the woods on their lonesome.

If only I was that way inclined :laugh:

Anyways, apparently one of the old dears is called Sister Josephine and is from Hartlepool.

Any of you lefties know her?

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GroovyCrimes
 Post subject: Re: Real Nuns!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:08 pm 
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I remember Nuns of Destruction.

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townendtimmy
 Post subject: Re: Real Nuns!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:05 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
Just come back from site on a job I'm working on at the minute- a new monastety near Bylands Abbey.

Coming down the access road there were two nuns heading for a walk in the woods on their lonesome.

If only I was that way inclined :laugh:

Anyways, apparently one of the old dears is called Sister Josephine and is from Hartlepool.

Any of you lefties know her?



i reckon Cornelius might of had her :shock: :grin:
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Real Nuns!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:41 pm 
townendtimmy wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Just come back from site on a job I'm working on at the minute- a new monastety near Bylands Abbey.

Coming down the access road there were two nuns heading for a walk in the woods on their lonesome.

If only I was that way inclined :laugh:

Anyways, apparently one of the old dears is called Sister Josephine and is from Hartlepool.

Any of you lefties know her?



i reckon Cornelius might of had her :shock: :grin:


Ohhhhh....Cornelius sadx None of you understood Cornelius as I did....
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Real Nuns!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:46 pm 
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grabec wrote:
townendtimmy wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Just come back from site on a job I'm working on at the minute- a new monastety near Bylands Abbey.

Coming down the access road there were two nuns heading for a walk in the woods on their lonesome.

If only I was that way inclined :laugh:

Anyways, apparently one of the old dears is called Sister Josephine and is from Hartlepool.

Any of you lefties know her?



i reckon Cornelius might of had her :shock: :grin:


Ohhhhh....Cornelius sadx None of you understood Cornelius as I did....


Did you dress up for him?

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townendtimmy
 Post subject: Re: Real Nuns!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:47 pm 
grabec wrote:
townendtimmy wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Just come back from site on a job I'm working on at the minute- a new monastety near Bylands Abbey.

Coming down the access road there were two nuns heading for a walk in the woods on their lonesome.

If only I was that way inclined :laugh:

Anyways, apparently one of the old dears is called Sister Josephine and is from Hartlepool.

Any of you lefties know her?



i reckon Cornelius might of had her :shock: :grin:


Ohhhhh....Cornelius sadx None of you understood Cornelius as I did....


did you dress up for him like :roll:
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townendtimmy
 Post subject: Re: Real Nuns!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:47 pm 
bloody hell how weird was that clappp
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Real Nuns!
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townendtimmy wrote:
bloody hell how weird was that clappp


rolfl

Will she answer though...

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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Real Nuns!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:50 pm 
townendtimmy wrote:
grabec wrote:

Ohhhhh....Cornelius sadx None of you understood Cornelius as I did....


did you dress up for him like :roll:


Certainly not, you would adopt that attitude. It was all very...well....fine, and innocent
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townendtimmy
 Post subject: Re: Real Nuns!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:50 pm 
oh yes we talking about a female here they have an answer for everything :grin:
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townendtimmy
 Post subject: Re: Real Nuns!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:51 pm 
grabec wrote:
townendtimmy wrote:
grabec wrote:

Ohhhhh....Cornelius sadx None of you understood Cornelius as I did....


did you dress up for him like :roll:


Certainly not, you would adopt that attitude. It was all very...well....fine, and innocent
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pantomime season is nearly upon us, oh no it isnt rolfl
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Elmo
 Post subject: Re: Real Nuns!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:21 pm 
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I'm surprised nobody mentioned "Sister Josephine" by the comic songwriting genius Jake Thackray. http://www.jakethackray.com/content/view/102/27/

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katcha
 Post subject: Re: Real Nuns!
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townendtimmy wrote:
oh yes we talking about a female here they have an answer for everything :grin:


normally two answers for everything in our house :roll:

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Real Nuns!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:46 am 
Elmo wrote:
I'm surprised nobody mentioned "Sister Josephine" by the comic songwriting genius Jake Thackray. http://www.jakethackray.com/content/view/102/27/


Ah now you're talking. Sheer genius. :grin: :grin:

The ONLY songwriter EVER to start a song with the words 'I love a good bum on a woman, it makes my day.....'
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JohnnyMars
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NUNS! Reverse!! as Father Jack might say ...
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Salty
 Post subject: Re: Real Nuns!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:50 am 
Elmo wrote:
I'm surprised nobody mentioned "Sister Josephine" by the comic songwriting genius Jake Thackray. http://www.jakethackray.com/content/view/102/27/


christ, aint heard that for years , well not since old Malcolm popped he's clogs anyways....

Malcolm was a stalwart of Saltburn folk club and sang that song just about every week banghead

best bit about his passing was that I didn't have to return all the cd's I borrowed off him! :grin:
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andyp
 Post subject: Re: Real Nuns!
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:32 am 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmSezwugtd8
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BillinghamPoolie
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andyp wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmSezwugtd8


Superb!!

"This song is ohffensive"

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 Post subject: Re: Real Nuns!
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Jake himself singing Sister J (although unfortunately fragmented by interviews and shit): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVZvzEXXJPo

Ever since I've been in France I've been trying to think who singer Georges Brassens (a huge French music hero) reminds me of. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnG_VjVoDAc

Well this thread just gave me the answer. Thank you. :grin:
(Though to be fair it is Brassens who inspired Thackray and not vice versa - JT said so himself!)

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