it seems that we are on the way like america but different to them its crippling our NHS

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6987695.stm

Too many fat basteds [ (c)whoever ] in this country ( ps, is that fattist or sizist or something?)

Get rid of the takeways and the problem will get sorted.

People should exercise - end of..........

Easy squeezy (you'll understand that better in a minute when I've finished.)

Make the hospital doors narrower. Like normal person size. If the fat gets can't squeeze through, they get no treatment until they can. They'll soon stop blaming their glands then won't they??

What??

What????

I saw some women on the news last night, heavily over-weight and complaining that the NHS doesn't so enough to provide exercise classes etc. Very annoying. I know some cases of obesity are not self-inflicted, but I would guess that most are....why on earth should people think the NHS should fund their over-eating/couch potato activities? Why don't they just get a bike and eat fewer crisps?

It might be said that if the NHS weren't freely available, people might take more responsibility for their own health

WHAAAAT!!!!

What would i eat on a Saturday night?
And sometimes a Sunday night?





And the occasional Wednesday night!!

I said the same thing to Mrs R about supermarket and takeaway doors the other day.

And what did she say??

Being slender she agreed with me.

Do not even get me going on big fat sweaty bastads ((c)ADG) on aeroplanes. I know someone has done it as part of a comedy stand-up act but WELL before that happened I had a great fat get who must have been over 30 clem squashed into an aisle seat on a long haul to Dallas. You know the one's who can't find clothes to fit them?? I'd been up all night 'cos I'd just done Glasto and gone straight to Heathrow on Sunday night/Monday morning. I was completely tatered and very hungry.

This great whale like get had sleep apnoea and you could hear him from about 40 foot away. I was mortified.

I said to the air hostess 'do you want me to make him quiet??' and she said 'oh could you sir, how??' I said 'punch him in the larynx and shout 'shut the fook up, you fat get!!!''

Regrettably although she and most of the normally dimensioned people in the aircraft approved, she wouldn't allow it.

Hey, anyone see that thing on feeders on the telly that time??

But all men on public transport are like this

I feel sorry for "The Mob". Sandwiched in seats between Officer Dibble and the talking horse.

Maybe that is why they are on the terrace this season?

Once when I flew back from Malaysia or Thailand, not sure which, I read the small print in the flight rules/laws (you have plenty of time to do these things on an 11 hour flight).
One of them went something like "any passenger who physically aggresses another passenger is liable to punishment by the death penalty".

I had to get the fire bobbies in to get this bloke off me train last year.on the older stes we've still got the seats with fixed arms,this bfg had wedged himself in to a seat and under the table but he couldn't get out.so the daft get sat there until penzance and then they cut him out of the chair.

Aye there's a good campaign for someone to start.

How much time does the Fire Brigade spend rescuing fatties from the scrapes they get themselves into. I'm off to do some research. I want to be the first person to be accused of 'fattism.....'