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Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37531

... has been getting bought by me out of habit ....then I saw the 'beauty pageant for puppies' and decided enough was enough.. :roll:

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6476

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:

What about the Front Page the other night??

"My Teeth Are Too Crooked For Telly"

WTF are WE supposed to do? Pay her the 3 grand to get them put straight?

more or less exactly what my mrs said Mr G, she then added that 'if she wants to be on telly she should go and pay for them the stupid cow'

katcha · **Posted:** Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:15 am

what was she going on jeremy kyle?

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:52 pm

katcha wrote:

what was she going on jeremy kyle?

that programme should be banned, why would you drop so low. thick chavs soapbox (dont wanna offend anyone that watches it like but FFS banghead

) spouting any old shite (and shut the feck up before you say i should go on rolfl

)

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:20 am

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:

" My Man-Tits Are Too Bulbous For Top Of The Pops"

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:34 am

Meanwhile, seen in the Echo's Readers' Holidays ads the other day:

'Spend Christmas and New Year in Spain....10 Days Full Board in the 4* Hotel Aquarium'

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:51 am

the three B's are still alive and well in the North East then!!!!

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:21 pm

parmopooly wrote:

the three B's are still alive and well in the North East then!!!!

Who or what are the 3 Bs,then? I know quite a few Bs, naturally, but not in trio formation

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:24 pm

Id like to say

But Im more inclined to think its

BOOZING
BUCKING
BRAWLING

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:27 pm

GroovyCrimes wrote:

Id like to say

But Im more inclined to think its

BOOZING
BUCKING
BRAWLING

I see you're a Scouting days are over :grin:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:08 pm

clue - Tory minister accused the North Eastern people of doing these three too much in the 80's. Come on PoolPower, I know you're reading this and itching to tell us the answer!!!

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:13 pm

parmopooly wrote:

clue - Tory minister accused the North Eastern people of doing these three too much in the 80's. Come on PoolPower, I know you're reading this and itching to tell us the answer!!!

Oh well, that's it then. I'm much too young to remember the 80s

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:42 pm

grabec wrote:

parmopooly wrote:

clue - Tory minister accused the North Eastern people of doing these three too much in the 80's. Come on PoolPower, I know you're reading this and itching to tell us the answer!!!

Oh well, that's it then. I'm much too young to remember the 80s

yeah right rolfl

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