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 Post subject: Tattooed women. I don't need to see it, I already know it's
PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:53 pm 
a) a dolphin

b) a dove

c) Taz riding a skateboard

and it's on your shoulder or your gunt and it looks shit.


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http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?doc ... 1&hl=en-GB


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What about them celtic designs just above their arse?? What's the point of them then?? :roll:


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What about them celtic designs just above their arse?? What's the point of them then??


I once really offended a lass I worked with over a tatoo like that. She had one of those celtic knot things done, and said her boyfriend liked to look at it whilst he has back scuttling her.

She had a reputation for being a bit of a 'party girl', so I said to her that I was surprised she didn't get a load of chequer squares, so when she was being spit roasted the two gadgies could play draughts. Usually she could take a joke but she really flew off the handle. Maybe I was too close to the bone?

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You basterd!

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What about them celtic designs just above their arse?? What's the point of them then??


I once really offended a lass I worked with over a tatoo like that. She had one of those celtic knot things done, and said her boyfriend liked to look at it whilst he has back scuttling her.

She had a reputation for being a bit of a 'party girl', so I said to her that I was surprised she didn't get a load of chequer squares, so when she was being spit roasted the two gadgies could play draughts. Usually she could take a joke but she really flew off the handle. Maybe I was too close to the bone?


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Worst of all is the fat lass who has a tiny red rose tattood on her ankle....like I said before, does she suddenly become a stunner?... it's like putting a dado rail on a dredger... pointless!!


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...also, while I'm on, those stupid firelpace designs lasses have on their lower backs, I mean, they can't even see them :shock: is it the only case of a woman buying something she can wear but can't see?..... :roll:


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