and i am being conservative surely? a Kandol brace, mainman Beckford and sex machine Rui to score a goal each and a couple of tasty bints later that night.

I'm pretty confident, our back four have a decent recent record against ex-convicts.

I'm even more confident when this ex-con wasn't even deemed good by DARLO *

*Mind that could have been down to Hodgy being a shite manager.

can your back four cope with the blistering pace of main man and kandol though? thats not counting the damage little seb carole will do from the wing.

do you prefer apple or rhubarb crumble?

Cantona, Viduka, Hasslebaink, and Robbie Keane are just a few of the forwards that have delighted the Elland Road faithfull in recent times.......... Now they are boasting about ex-Daggenham, Darlington, and Barnet forward Tresor Kandol and someone I've never heard of.

How times change

Only one winger. Good job we have two flying wingers.


Cup final. Let's just remind you, this is league one and if you did'nt already know you are BOTTOM.


Another team living in the past. Wake up and smell the coffee, YOU ARE BOTTOM OF LEAGUE ONE

That shut him up!

and hopefully we will be top come 18:00 on saturday

Billy why not change your username to kenthinkshesgod, it's much more apt.

Leeds & Pools are the top scorers in the league so this has 0 - 0 written all over it.

so you must be a trifle lover instead then?

watch that ex barnet foreword and someone you've never heard of rip your back four to shreds this saturday

custard or cream?

You can't do owt without the ball, lose it from the kick off and it might be the last you see of it.

You might have to worry about your own back four as Barker and Moore rampage through it.

Or Porter and Brown.

Or Monkhouse and Foley.

Or Liddle and Mackay..........we started scoring once a game, we moved to two a game and now we're doing threes and fours.......

You've beaten no-one yet. Just the cannon fodder.

ian moore?????

best joke i've heard in ages

is it only me who's approaching this game on Saturday worried about the officials? I'm convinced it will be 14 v 11, I've seen this so many times before. Big ground, big home crowd, refs and linos may as well be wearing home kits.
Pools are at the bottom of the evolutionary scale when it comes to things like this. Even at places like Rochdale and Barnet, we get stuffed by them. What chance have we got of a fair trial at Leeds?

PS remember Sheff Wed away when we lost 1-0 to the most non-penalty ever given? When we should have had two cast-iron ones?
I rest my case, m'lud!!!

He might have been shit in a shit team.........

But he's doing OK these days ta.....

Or are you saying Kandol has always been good??

horses for courses syndrome. Some players are rated by some fans, detested by others. Peter Billing is classed as a legend at Crewe, and still managed to play well for them after he left us to re-sign for Crewe.
Boydy is rated as a Pools legend, but laughed at by Luton fans.
Swings and roundabouts - right club, right time or vice-versa

And of course sheep fook sheep........

I was talking about horses though...............

anyways, what time is it over there?

6.27pm. Our rass is just cooking a small shark for our tea and then we're going for a pint.




I had some of that ducks blood soup yesterday. Doesn't taste of much.

nice looking fish mate, i like shark, chewy, sweet and goes well with a strong pepper sauce.

but thats beside the point, which is were gonna win 4-1, you'll enjoy being at a proper ground with fans that make a real noise and the only chance we have of being sure the ref wont be on your side is if its our dermott and thats not gonna happen now is it?

It was lovely, and all for 48p!!

Now then Billy, stop spouting rubbish, NO-ONE has looked like scoring 4 against us for almost a year, let alone managed it and we've been in some pretty good company in that time.

Pretty much like that shark, you'll end up with egg on your face if you aren't careful.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm egg!

listen if no one has put four past you in nearly a year thn its obviously time for it to happen again then isnt it?

two for kandol, one for main man and sex machine rui to rampage a rocket into your bottom left hand corner

Kev, looking at that photo at long last I understand that thing about Chinese women, you know, the direction of....

Hmmmm, sex machine heh?
You might well be reminded of that in a different way than you think before Saturday is out.


Hey cloth ears, Kev said no one has looked like it, not no one has done it. Actually doing it goes back much longer than one year or even three!
So yes you may get to look like you might do it, I grant you that.

I think someone could be setting himself up for a fall.

You are getting us mixed up with your fellow Leeds fans

I cannot believe im going to be wanting Leeds to win a football match this weekend.

Purely for top of the table reasons of course. But a draw wouldnt be a bad result.

We need to try to open up a little gap between us and 3rd place

For what it's worth I don't think we'll beat you lot on Saturday. Billy's only joshing, although you may care to ask him what colour his piss is on the morning of the game. Beetroot colour means a Leeds win.

Funny, we were just thinking the same

It's not a year, it's two years and six months. They got 6 we got 4. We very nearly ended up playing you two seasons early!! Anyway I don't see it coming off on Saturday, we're fitter than you'll ever be and you're last ten specialists. We're usually well clear by then.

I'm afraid Mr Nelson will be wearing special shorts on Saturday. They will have a small pocket in them from which Mr Kandol may peep at sporadic intervals. Mr Beckford may find it difficult to operate with Mr Antwi inside his shirt. Anyway, both should be renamed Tresor and Jermaine (?) Cousteau as they will be so deep trying to find something to do.

nelsons pockets couldnt handle kandols rocket mate, tresor is made of sterner stuff and moves like grease off a whippets arse!

listen lads and tranny's as ken bates has rightly pointed out my piss will determine the outcome of the game long before ian moore remembers which shirt he's wearing on saturday and i've a feeling 4-1 is set in stone (or ceramic depending upon where i am when i get caught short!)

think you could be right about this billy.....first home game 4-1, next home game 1-0 so stands to reason the sequence has been set, next home game 4-1

FACT

END OF!!

I heard of games being decided on many things; a referreeing decision, the crowd, the quality of the opposition, But never, I repeat never to my knowledge has a game of football been decided on the colour of a blokes piss.

You live and learn eh!

Gerraway you daft sod. This is the sequence:

Home score progression 4 (-3) 1 (-3) -2 (i.e., 2 to the opponents)
Away score progression 1 (-1) 0 (-1) -1 (i.e., 1 to you)

Conclusion: 2-1 to Pools.

To be honest I was hoping for better.

Yes,yes yes but what colour piss is required for us to win 2-1 ??

i've just been and enjoyed releasing a stream and its this colour! 4-1 Leeds, sorry poolies

I think you need to see a doctor mate, pissing blood is serious stuff and not an event to base footy predictions on.

its not blood mate, its the future!

i'd be worried if it was this colour, this one usually denotes a draw after holding on to a one goal lead and conceding in the 8th minute of time added on?

Green piss would worry me too

aye but i bet you eat indian curries dont you?

Funny enough, our lass is a ramjam and she hardly ever cooks me curry. To mate matters worse shes a veggie!!

Stroll on. Billys finally lost the plot I see.

I liked Ian Moore and was gutted when he was shipped out in the latest fire sale. You've landed a good 'un there Poolies.

True story.

i think it`ll be a 2-2 draw on saturday....leeds have a couple of players on int duty so who knows we could just nick it. me brothers in borstal

The bad news is Slix,............................he's started scoring.

2-2

dont make me come here after the game and rub our 4-1 win in lads

We shall see Mr Isgod, we shall see..........

in the meantime are you gonna get one of your lasses (tranny's) to rustle us up a bacon butty?

If you want to sample anything Lawrence has been flipping over, be my guest, you're a better man than me......