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 Post subject: HUMOUR ALERT!
PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:08 pm 
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Just read this in The Daily Mail and it made me laugh out loud!

SO I went on line to find the article for you lot...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:36 pm 
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It can't possible be racist can it. Religion and race are separate issues aren't they? sctatchinghead

When you consider how much fun has been poked at the Catholic Church in the past without any comeback I don't see how this can be considered any different. People just need to be less touchy about their religion that's all. To be fair it doesn't seem to have thrown up that much of a scandal.

I find the Page Three Pin-ups banner hilarious myself.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:43 pm 
we have a ANDY RAMALAMADINGDONG WHO SOMETIMES WRITES FOR THE BIZZ
HOPE THAT IS HIS MRS AND WE MIGHT GET THE PICS rolfl rolfl rolfl
DARKIE DAY SOUNDS GOOD clappp clappp


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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
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richard head wrote:
It can't possible be racist can it. Religion and race are separate issues aren't they? sctatchinghead

When you consider how much fun has been poked at the Catholic Church in the past without any comeback I don't see how this can be considered any different. People just need to be less touchy about their religion that's all. To be fair it doesn't seem to have thrown up that much of a scandal.

I find the Page Three Pin-ups banner hilarious myself.


the only racism laws directly linked to religious beliefs were those against Jews and Sikhs. However, it's changed to incorporate every religion, such that to make fun of someone's religion is also to be committing racism.This is complete bollocks.
Racism is everything to do with what a person looks like.
Religious insults are comments made against something which others believe in, it has nothing at all to do with physical appearance. How can you be accused of racism for poking fun at what somebody else THINKS is sacred (sic)?
ALL religion deserves to be poked fun at. And if they say it's racism, any good lawyer would have you reprieved in a jiffy.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:25 pm 
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PS yes I agree with you Mr Head, I was using your comments to back up my own!!!

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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
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Idea! Next time I see someone poking fun at anything I'm going to start a religion based on what they were poking fun at and sue the shite out of them.

I can easily start a new religion. I think I'd have a damn sight more difficulty starting a new race (though I'm willing to test a variety of cross-ethnic matings to prove whether that statement is bollocks or not :-o ).

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that second part would probably involve animals. Best stick to the first bit.................

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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
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parmopooly wrote:
that second part would probably involve animals



Best get PK back from China! :grin:

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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
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oh yeah, I almost forgot.....I almost pissed meself laughing at the article Rip!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
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Chip .... if you've never read the Daily Mail, how do you know what's in it sctatchinghead ....?

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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:50 pm 
i will cancel mine in the morning then?


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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:15 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
parmopooly wrote:
that second part would probably involve animals



Best get PK back from China! :grin:


Dates, dates, I need dates at all times....... :roll: :roll: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
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... but what about the chairlift adverts...? :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:33 pm 
Chip you need to be stretched more
















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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:48 pm 
bay windows in Grassmere st i think not [not posh enough for bays]
i spent the first four years of my apprenticeship up and down those streets plenty of mullion windows but no bays :sweeeet:


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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
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My brother lives 2 streets down in Ellison Street and there isn't a bay window in site sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
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If only you had the foresight to say that earlier. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:18 am 
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Fookin' 'ell Chip you talk about sad lives but how sad is yours to be infatuated with Daily Mail readers.
Disclaimer: I never read any newspaper so I have no idea what's the dog's bollocks or otherwise, but give people their entertainment if they want it. That Daily Mail article I believe was humour. The racist bla bla bla constabulary bla bla bla stuff was just CYA but it nonetheless stimulated some people here into contemplating the difference between religion and race.
Stop being such a fookin' tyrant man.

And forget the wind-up card it isn't a passe partout.

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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
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If you don't occasionally read and try to understand the toughts of those with whom you disagree, you have merely became intolerant, the politics then become irrelevant. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:52 am 
The Daily Mail is an adult comic and those who live their lives by it's creed deserve our sympathy but reading it doesn't make you a certain kind of person.

However the cryptic crossword is quite good as is the Sunday Mail footy coverage. You take from it what you want and discard the rest as you should do with any newspaper. Like your super soarwaway Sun. The norks are usually lovely but you wouldn't marry the person they're nailed to would you?? :roll:


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chip fireball wrote:
anyone can wind people up, it takes minimum effort, and works almost every time.

my dad always used to say fight fire with fire. he lived by this creed and as a result lost his his job as a fireman.

They're already wound up though aren't they. All the newspaper does is ignite the fuse and that's where your dad comes in (or should have). :laugh:

The Poolies I met in the pub after the Luton game hadn't been reading a newspaper when they asked me what I thought about "that then". "Thought about what then?" I asked, but I'd already guessed. They were talking about the Asian/Polish "ghetto" around the ground: "Isn't it scandalous how they just come in and take over whole areas, and these days you're not even allowed to say anything about it."
I referred the right honorable Poolies to the Dordogne region in France. (If you don't know what I'm talking about just google up Dordogne Brits.)

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chip fireball wrote:
anyone know if porters starting?

Yes, I do.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 11:02 pm 
i was shouting for joel to be brought on but instead super sub david foley livened us up IMO, matty robson was sublime BTW dibbs :wink: WTF we signed Elliott i will never know,,, moore sadx


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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
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richard head wrote:
chip fireball wrote:
anyone can wind people up, it takes minimum effort, and works almost every time.

my dad always used to say fight fire with fire. he lived by this creed and as a result lost his his job as a fireman.

They're already wound up though aren't they. All the newspaper does is ignite the fuse and that's where your dad comes in (or should have). :laugh:

The Poolies I met in the pub after the Luton game hadn't been reading a newspaper when they asked me what I thought about "that then". "Thought about what then?" I asked, but I'd already guessed. They were talking about the Asian/Polish "ghetto" around the ground: "Isn't it scandalous how they just come in and take over whole areas, and these days you're not even allowed to say anything about it."
I referred the right honorable Poolies to the Dordogne region in France. (If you don't know what I'm talking about just google up Dordogne Brits.)



or indeed anywhere in the world there will be a brit corner .brit bars. brit cafes etc for gods sake in the corner of pragues old town square is a "george and dragon" the dearest bar in prague rage

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:57 am 
Errrmmmm.......... :uhoh:

Not here I'm afraid!! There's 'English Corner' on a Sunday morning in town when the Chinese kids come down to practice their English on you but I've never been. There's also English Breakfast in one of the hotels but I've never been to that either.


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traditional English breakfast of fried spider, grilled dog parts and crow's eggs.
Delicious!!!

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 Post subject: Re: HUMOUR ALERT!
PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 3:06 pm 
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traditional English breakfast of fried spider, grilled dog parts and crow's eggs.
Delicious!!!


With black bean or oyster sauce. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Don't sell 'em short.

And quails eggs are 60p a dozen here. They make a nice addition to your noodles I'll have you know. I wish I'd took me camera down to lunch yesterday. Some of the names of the grub were fantastic. Particularly the shark skin rolls......... :grin:

You'd have loved it Mr Parmo, big carvery with these geezers hacking meat off swords and as much as you could eat for a bit over three quid. Oysters, prawns, fat beef, steak, pork, lamb ribs, garlic mussels and then a big 'help yourself' buffet for veg, desserts and fruit. I made a right pig of meself 'cos it was someone else's treat. :grin: :grin: :grin:


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:51 pm 
BE CAREFUL YOU WILL GET FAT AGAIN rolfl rolfl


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chip fireball wrote:
in one corner you have ripper who sees guardian readers as lily livered do gooders ruining the country with their obsessive love of political correctness. i think he probably believes we hug paedophiles.

in the opposite corner you have chip who sees all daily mail readers as xenophobic little englanders yearning for a return to 50's family values, where britain had no foreigners and we all loved the royal family.




:grin:

I like you chip.

Even though you hug paedophiles. :wink:

We don't agree on much but disagreeing can be fun in it's own way too. :laugh:

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