Me and Mrs Bandage finally tied the knot a couple of weeks back, and then had a lovely honeymoon in Greece.......

And it's horrible coming back to blighty

Will post a couple of pics when i can be arsed!!


So, have i missed owt?

Congratulations mate.

You've missed nowt here like.

Just the usual pessimistic bolox about disliking the national team and slagging off Matty Robson even though he's played ok.

He will do one day.

And no doubt you'll then be telling everybody how you always saw his talent.

And you knew he'd play for England.

And that you stood next to him in the toilets once and looked at his bits.

And then you went in the cubicle to play a game of touch-tails together.

England are rubbish at one-touch.
And at footy.

Congratulations.