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 Post subject: Barker and Monkhouse
PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:16 am 
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have some really nice furniture. However they won't sell any of it to me,they told me I'll have to go to the shops instead.

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 Post subject: Re: Barker and Monkhouse
PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:16 am 
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They'd want a fortune for it anyway, but it'd still be the same tat as you could get for half the price elsewhere.

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 Post subject: Re: Barker and Monkhouse
PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:18 am 
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Nelson has a number of ships but wouldn't lend me one and Mr Humphreys wouldn't sell me a suit either.


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 Post subject: Re: Barker and Monkhouse
PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:21 am 
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Clark's shoes are really stylish.
The problem is they're two sizes too big, and he'd have to wear slippers if I wore them.

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 Post subject: Re: Barker and Monkhouse
PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:23 am 
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I went to Barron's for a caravan, but he said he didn't have one.

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 Post subject: Re: Barker and Monkhouse
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My mate went for a haircut at Sweeney's and never came back!!

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 Post subject: Re: Barker and Monkhouse
PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:56 am 
I'm on a hot-line to God


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 Post subject: Re: Barker and Monkhouse
PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:40 pm 
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I bought a house off aaron lee barratts . And i live next door to the porter from the general.


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 Post subject: Re: Barker and Monkhouse
PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:49 pm 
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our lass went to see the mccunnie doctor :uhoh:

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 Post subject: Re: Barker and Monkhouse
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My mother went to elliotts to get some peppered steaks, she was served by kirk as uncle fred is dead. Ashley was on the job and robbie was to busy slicing pigs gut


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 Post subject: Re: Barker and Monkhouse
PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:01 pm 
I asked for a BUTZ but they gave me BROWN ale so i said i would have a LIDDLE of that when NELSON gets his eye back
then the SWEENY raided the place ANTWI all scarpered out the back door
ROBS SON ran out of gas

i will get my coat :sweeeet:


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