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poolpower
 Post subject: some one
PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:12 pm 
has nicked my bin
if any of you see a green bin about four foot tall with four wheels a lid and a handle
contact me immediately
reward offered for the safe return
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Mr Ripper
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:13 pm 
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I saw one this morning.

How would I know if it was yours?

Did it have your name or address on it?

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Mr Ripper
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:15 pm 
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The Law wrote:
What colour is it, and how tall is it. :shock:


It's the same colour as you after 5 pints and just as tall.

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poolpower
 Post subject: Re: some one
PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:17 pm 
read the post you daft oik
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Mr Ripper
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The Law wrote:
shut up you doyle. rolfl rolfl Doyle? What sort of word is that anyway? :roll:


It's a cushty word :grin:

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Mr Ripper
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Don't be a rarf :laugh:

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poolpower
 Post subject: Re: some one
PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:36 pm 
this constant bickering is not helping me find my bin rage
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grabec
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:47 pm 
Suspect some of your fans must have nicked it, and are even now rifling thro the contents in search of little mementoes... :wink:
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poolpower
 Post subject: Re: some one
PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:57 pm 
you sound like an expert
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Mr Ripper
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grabec wrote:
Suspect some of your fans must have nicked it, and are even now rifling thro the contents in search of little mementoes... :wink:


If they scatter the contents will Mr PP be held liable and fined for littering?

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grabec
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:05 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
grabec wrote:
Suspect some of your fans must have nicked it, and are even now rifling thro the contents in search of little mementoes... :wink:


If they scatter the contents will Mr PP be held liable and fined for littering?


Not sure about that but I hope he's destroyed my letters :uhoh:
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Montpoolier
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PP are you sure it was green? I saw one this morning just like you described but blue.

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Mr Ripper
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Did you paint white stripes on it?

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poolpower
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:12 pm 
why would Richard paint white stripes on a blue bin that he does not own

UNLESS SOMEONE PAINTED MY GREEN ONE BLUE ? rage
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Mr Ripper
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It would be a cunning disguise, but surely it's easier just to put a pair of glasses on it.

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Spender
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:44 pm 
There's a brown one standing crying on a bridge over Dung San Lu.

How unhappy was it when you last saw it?? :uhoh:
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poolpower
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:03 pm 
if a green bin swam the yellow river would it turn to a sad brown?
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Spender
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:58 am 
Very possibly.

But if it went up country someone would probably start keeping chickens in it. :roll:
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poolpower
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:12 am 
NEXT TIME YOU PASS IT JUST TURN IT OVER AND IF IT REVEALS A HIDDEN [POOLPOWER] IN ITALICS ON THE BOTTOM
COULD YOU CLEAN IT INSIDE AND OUT AND SEND IT HOME PLEASE
I WILL GIVE YOU THE 38P FIRST CLASS STAMP
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Montpoolier
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poolpower wrote:
I WILL GIVE YOU THE 38P FIRST CLASS STAMP

Like this one?
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