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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:30 pm 
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Maybe she was chatting you up?

Might have been some deranged stalker kind of Pools fan who has seen you on t'internet and been following you as you ride your bike.

Did she have big knockers?

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 Post subject: Re: Have you got the right time please?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:33 pm 
Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:
WTF??? Some woman has just asked me that in Stockton.....

A) Theres a fookin big clock there

B) Surely in 2006 you have SOME method of timekeeping on your personage

C) Of COURSE i've got the RIGHT time, why would I have the wrong time?

D) Is for Dunderhead. rage


As for C, you could be one of those people who intentionally has their watch at the wrong time; if it's a little fast, you'll never be late! :roll:


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:37 pm 
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Would you have?

If you were single of course!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:38 pm 
Have you checked your pockets?? You might have been dipped, they always put a distraction up before they nick your wallet. :wink: :wink:


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remember when that was the most dangerous question to be asked when on an away trip especially if you were in the south?
got the time on you mate?....says dodgy cockerney type geezer
yeh mate half 2.....replies salt of the earth poolie minding his own
cue half a dozen of dodgy's mates appear and poolie gets a slap.
......or was that just me?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:55 pm 
No mate he's known as prince again now. He only dropped the prince while he was in dispute with his record company.

That wasn't boring or repetitive or 'in' was it??

Anyway I hope you told him 'yes squire, it's F-I-R-E-B-A-L-L....shall I repeat that??' :? :? :?


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Alternatively you could have answered "Surname? Ok then: Sir Chip!"


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:05 pm 
chip fireball wrote:
some bloke on the phone at work the other day asked me:

" do you have a surname?"

who did he think he was fooking ringing? prince?



or should i say the artist formerley known as prince?


I hope you simply said "Yes I do", Naken Gun stylee.


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Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:
WTF??? Some woman has just asked me that in Stockton.....

A) Theres a fookin big clock there

B) Surely in 2006 you have SOME method of timekeeping on your personage

C) Of COURSE i've got the RIGHT time, why would I have the wrong time?

D) Is for Dunderhead. rage
I thought only women got PMT ..... mind, there was just something on the radio about a visually impaired women getting a good telling off for asking a bloke the time in Stockton. :shock:


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Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:
WTF??? Some woman has just asked me that in Stockton.....

Of COURSE i've got the RIGHT time, why would I have the wrong time?



:laugh: :laugh:

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