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 Post subject: Who is that masked man
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:18 pm 
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Robbery is a serious problem for retail stores across our region. But the employees of Shamrock Liquors in Ashland, Kentucky, can't stop laughing about what happened last Friday at the store along 13th street.

Police say Kasey Kazee walked in to the store with duct tape wrapped around his head to conceal his face.

Fortunately, store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own. Steel had a wooden club wrapped with duct tape that eventually sent the suspect fleeing the store.

Store employee Craig Miller says he chased Kazee to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke positiion until police arrived. An unidentified customer also helped.

Kazee said in a jailhouse interview today police got the wrong man and Kazee says he has no memory of going in to the liquor store. He also says he has no memory of police removing the duct tape.

We asked Kazee how he could deny being the duct tape bandit even though police have photos showing Kazee with the duct tape on and then a photo where Kazee's face is revealed.

Kazee looked straight at the camera and said, "Do I look like the duct tape bandit to you?"

Miller says Kazee also had a t-shirt pulled up around his head during the robbery attempt. Miller says it reminded him of the "Cornholio" character from the "Beavis and Butthead" cartoon.

Steele says Kazee did get away with two rolls of change before Steele could grab his club. Police found much of that change in the parking lot.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:20 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Who is that masked man
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:15 pm 
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not as daft as that security guard who robbed a shopping mall during his own night shift. He put on a balaclava, but forgot to put holes in so he could see out, or even breathe!!!! So all he did was crash into the shop displays!!! Then he lifted the balaclava off!!!
That wasn't all, though, the daft get had his overalls on with his nametag clearly showing!!!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:29 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Who is that masked man
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:57 pm 
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yeah, it took me ages to get another job after that

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