Stewards at Luton and scandalously dishonest Poolie

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:05 am

I got to the turnstile on Saturday with the gate money ready in my hand when a very polite goliath asked me to show him the contents of my bag.
I obliged and in doing so dropped a 20 quid note without noticing. This was my last 20 quid after a heavy spending week in blighty. Without it I couldn't get in.
Because I was busy with the bag I didn't notice another steward, a woman, pick the note up and hand it to some dishonest TW@T in front of me who had no qualms claiming it was his.
When I'd finished with the bag it took me a few seconds to realise what had happened. As soon as I did I called out "has anyone just found a 20 pound note." The woman steward realised her mistake immediately and went tear arsing into the ground saying "don't you worry; leave it to me". Three or four minutes later she came back and handed me the offending note and I duly thanked her with a kiss on the cheek, which she willingly accepted adding "there wasn't a cat in hell's of me not getting it back".

Saturdays match ratings therefore:
Luton stewards: 10
Dishonest Poolie KOONT: -5000. May you end up where you belong and rot there forever

I only regret not witnessing the scene between her and the guy when she forced him to hand his ill-gotten gains back.

P.S. the only reason I'm stressing it was a WOMAN steward is I don't want people to go round thinking I kiss blokes rolfl

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:07 am

that truly is shameful................. sadx

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:15 am

ADG wrote:

It would be hilarious to find the name of the tw@t that took it.

But Monty..................a bag? :shock:

Bastad!!!

I was fookin' travelling all week wasn't I. I interrupted my journey home at Stansted airport to take a bus to Luton and back. That bag contained all my worldly affairs!!

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:06 am

that amounts to stealing from another Poolie.I hope he gets ripped off shortly.

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:26 pm

richard head wrote:

ADG wrote:

It would be hilarious to find the name of the tw@t that took it.

But Monty..................a bag? :shock:

Bastad!!!

I was fookin' travelling all week wasn't I. I interrupted my journey home at Stansted airport to take a bus to Luton and back. That bag contained all my worldly affairs!!

mans bags are so now rolfl

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22618

And the problem with man bags is what? they're invaluable when abroad.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:26 am

Mr I wrote:

And the problem with man bags is what? they're invaluable when abroad.

yes im sure it looks very suave with those white slacks :wink:

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:14 am

white slacks are so naff
off white linen suits are all the rage

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