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 Post subject: Test Match
PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:37 pm 
Are we getting seriously hammered or what?? :shock: :shock:

547 for 7 and no-ones got a century?? What are they bowling on?? Blancmange?? :roll: :roll: Six 50+ and Kumble's on his way.

Let me offer you a prophecy.

Strauss 5 lbw
Cook 12 caught behind
Vaughan 57 caught behind
Pietersen 12 caught either at mid off or square leg
Collingwood 19 b Khan
Bell 27 b Kumble
Prior 42 c behind
Tremlett 1 lbw Khan
Sidebottom 6 c behind
Panesar 1 lbw Khan
Anderson n.o. 0

extras 12

191 a,o.

England follow on needing a fookin' shedload, get bowled out for 250.Lose in three days.


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 Post subject: Re: Test Match
PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:43 pm 
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Tremlett is crap, Anderson is useless, and Sidebottom (who has done ok against rubbish teams) would get twatted all over on a tour.......


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 Post subject: Re: Test Match
PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:50 pm 
So how come all everybody else's attack doesn't get injured with a series coming up. One, maybe, sometimes two miss a match but FOUR quality bowlers not available or a full series??


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 Post subject: Re: Test Match
PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:09 pm 
So why don't they put them on the most hostile pitches?? :evil: :evil: :evil:

Do you reckon Australia would ever give the opponents a benign wicket?? :roll: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Test Match
PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:37 pm 
If only we'd shot Ghandi.......... :roll: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Test Match
PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:53 pm 
Three bowlers 35 and counting.

50 fookin' extra's............

How embarrassing.... :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:


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 Post subject: Re: Test Match
PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:17 pm 
Sreesanth (number 11) just got a six...... banghead banghead banghead banghead

Can anyone tell me when the no 11 for England last got a six in a full test??

61 runs off the last wicket and we're at home FFS.


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 Post subject: Re: Test Match
PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:26 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Test Match
PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:52 am 
Pooliekev wrote:
Are we getting seriously hammered or what?? :shock: :shock:

547 for 7 and no-ones got a century?? What are they bowling on?? Blancmange?? :roll: :roll: Six 50+ and Kumble's on his way.

Let me offer you a prophecy.

Strauss 5 lbw
Cook 12 caught behind
Vaughan 57 caught behind
Pietersen 12 caught either at mid off or square leg
Collingwood 19 b Khan
Bell 27 b Kumble
Prior 42 c behind
Tremlett 1 lbw Khan
Sidebottom 6 c behind
Panesar 1 lbw Khan
Anderson n.o. 0

extras 12

191 a,o.

England follow on needing a fookin' shedload, get bowled out for 250.Lose in three days.


I owe Strauss an apology.

He made 6 not 5 and was caught at third man instead of lbw.

But you get the general idea...... :roll: :roll: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Test Match
PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:22 am 
some people are never satisfied
it is not raining is it

chill and watch the cricket :sweeeet:


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