NOW THEN READERS, it's lumpy your top notch holland correspondant reporting for news and ten here on the way back to Amsterdam from tonight's game.
We did have a trialist and it was not Malcolm Christie I think he was Dutch and played 20 mins but was crap. Good to see a strong turn out from the Raglan Club tonight - who came up with the best shout of the night at the opposition "OW MATE YOUR KEBABS ARE CRAP". But there was no heavy ob presence and a lack of scarfers.
We didnt create many chances and the closest we came was ritchie's exocet missile which flew fast and demolised the defensive wall but the keeper saved it. I think a passover the top from robson went close as well. we lost 2-0 and Godwin was quality again alongside Nelse.
Anyway enough of the game theres more to life than football, chill out and relax - it's back to the dam and I can see those little red lights shining brightly. bingo.

good crack lumpy mate. enjoy the dam and have you got any spare euros???

Very clever reportage - playing an Israeli side and mentioning the passover.