I get hitched a week on Saturday, does anybody fancy writing my speech for me??

Just post it on here, and i can fill in the blanks! (you know, wifes name and stuff!!)

Thanks in advance

What have i done

Methinks you've made a big mistake!!!!!

What? By getting married or asking a bunch of messageboard desperados to assist me with possibly one of, if not THE most important speech im ever likely to give???

I was best man for my mate a couple of weeks ago, and I managed to innocently slip in these phrases into my speech:

'And she swallowed it as well didn't she?'

'And I think all the lads will be up for doing the full weekend there, especially if there's a spit roast involved.'

Check your PMs.

Well, I meant the speach, but if you're having doubts then don't blame me.

Good luck to you both.