That Mika record that's out now. I know some of you were saying he was good a bit back but this one makes me vomit.

'Big Gurls yew are bew-di-fool.' He yelps.

What a cheap shot to sell records to fat lasses of whom there are tons. (See what I did there??) It's alright for him. As a shirt lifter, he doesn't have to tangle with them. If anyone has gone home with one when the cider visor is firmly down (and who hasn't??) they should write to him and put him right.

'Big Gurls make your mates rip the piss for weeks....'

Rhyme that you bounder......

if you listen to it its sounds like a cheap ass version of fat bottom girls by queen i think he is trying to be the new-age freddie mercury

they are also like shagging a water bed

Note to self- price up waterbeds.

well i thought big lasses were the best uns as they dont know where there next shag is coming from (no disrespect to the people who are or married to big lasses btw), im on about single ones. or maybe married ones who aint getting a shag at home

*puts bag o crisps down*

Right set of silver tounged bleeders you lot are and no mistake! Doubtless you are all slim and svelte like too I take it?

By the way, did you know that Mika likes to felch men?

anyone ever play the bag a pig game?
I remember winning gloriously one evening only to be shown photographic evidence some time later,this big girl wasn't bootiful,or she might have been in a bernard matthews sense.
mind won me free drinks for an evening

Why would you be watching a 'film' about the mothering instincts of a ass and its little ones.............

LOL you sick f*ck

You missed gorgeous and hunky out!!