Anyone really get on your wick? I mean really really? on TV so I am not valid here!!!

For me that Richard Arnold from GMTV who has now become the self proclaimed "TV's Own Richard Arnold", how can you name yourself that? Cheggers does him everytime when he stand in for him.

Other than that the Geordie women off that picture loan advert who keeps shouting at her kids whilst trying to sort out a loan of....hang on just double check with husband...£25,000, like you wouldn't know before you called up. The whole time the clever advert is trying to disctract you from the small text saying they pay £13,000 interest!!!

That reminds me, the other picture loan advert, why is the wifey doing a video of him taking out a loan whilst he nobs about with a football, and again that mush double checks if it's £25,000.

What about the bint who does the voice overs on M&S Ffood adverts while a cheesy 'porno' sax plays in the background?
...plump...succulent...potatoooooes (parp) from the ssssssouthern uplands of (whispered) Dalton Piercey...etc.

Bruce Forsyth - Was he ever funny?

Terry Wogan - Ditto.

Des Lynham - Tit.

Chris Tarrant - Smarmy Dickhead.

The lass off x factor - shite.


Good Presenters Include

Noel Edmunds

Les Dennis

Vernon Kaye is ok.

Ant & Dec are also very good.....

Graham Norton.

Noel Edmunds??, Jesus Wept Jonny... Ant and Dec, a small bounder and a big Ar$eHole

Terry Wogan Rules!

Russell Brand - tosser or top entertainer?

I have gone for the latter now after an initial 'tosser' rating.

Chris Evans

Why?....cos he's Ginger?

No, coz he's a c**t

Actually, well according to my old fella he's a sound bloke.

Evans used to come in my Dad's pub in Leicester Square with Danny Baker and all the rest of their crew, he said Evans was as sound as a pound and always took time to speak to anyone who approached him.

He wasn't overly keen on Steve McFadden though

There are some people who you take an instant dislike too, without any rhyme or reason. Chris f***in Evans is one of those people.

Chris Evans is amazing compared to the likes of Wogan and Lynham. I've never really liked Parky either although I wasn't around in his heyday of the early 70's.

I suppose yeh, i can imagine that most tv 'celebrities' screen persona is different to their real-life one though.

Sadly for Evans, he thought he was bigger then the BBC, which is why he got his arse kicked into touch.

Julian Clary
An @rsole creeping despicable little Sh it if ever there was.
Is that annoying enough?

gotta agree about that Arnold person like a 100% bender who thinks he's funny

Please tell what Ant & Dec, actually did to achieve their 'celebrity' status.
They're about as amusing as piles, I fookin detest them, Geordie tossers.

Who is Richard Arnold? do you mean TV's Own Richard Arnold

Christ when I hear that I am so tempted to throw my Mini Shredded Wheat at the bar steward TV!!!!

bummers

i don't like bummers on the tele

bar one
stephen fry

this is disconcerting.
I agree with everything number_one has said on this thread......




Lorraine Kelly while yer at it

I havn't got much time for the smug Andrew 'I once played shite tennis you know' Castle either.

And that bitch he sits with was interviewing a rather attractive daughter (in a you would, wouldn't you kind of way)
of andrew loydd webber last week and she was generally talking about stage when she pops up with "at least you don't look like your father" comment, Castle didn't have a clue what to do....god awful TV.

when Lorraine Kelly has someone scotch on you need subtitles

i concur, only bummer i find funny is the guy off friday night live, anyway im saying nowt else yep im homophobic if thats what its called nowadays

you know all male TV stars sexuality then?
by 'bummers' do you mean camp?

yeah camp or whatever why would anyone want to act like a bummer bloody weirdos

live and let live



the afore mentioned Russell Brand is camp as christmas but not a 'bummer'....

anyways.....that dont get done get Dom geezer really gets my goat

I've always thouht Lorraine Kelly was a bit of a milf. I don't find he annoying either.....

she's the epitome of braindead , lowest common demoninator Telly



that camp guy who does the fashion, I hate him too

apples and pears

This depends on ones interpretation of "bummer" if you catch me drift.








i mean he probably puts his tail up ladies bottoms like. he's a bit of a card isn't he.

Jamie Feckin Oliver.

I really am sick of seeing the fat faced mockney chopper.

He must be like santa with a load of helpers, he appears on so many adverts/tv programmes/magazine covers there's no way he can be in all those places at one time.

I'm a very placid man but given the chance I would really go to town on him. I think I would quite like to make him eat a chef's hat before braying him with a rolling pin, and finish him off by dropping a 2 kilo jar of organic basil and chilli infused olives on his face.

Other than that I don't really mind most people on the telly.

I haven't seen English telly for about eight months and then I only really used to watch football anyway and the odd comedy/natural history thing.

But that bounder Ainsley Harriott is the one I could batter with a shovel for three days, only stopping to piss on him.

hes another camp (person) though aint he, 3 kids as well so why act like a bender still in the closet

errr...maybe he's just acting himself?
Maybe thats how he actually is and sounds? (And maybe he's not gay in denial either, not having the odd bum on the side in a secluded forest)
And maybe your interpretation of what a bummer/gay person sounds like is wrong?
Just maybe?

maybe but i dont like this kind of acting, im very suspicious and dont trust anyone that acts daft

Yep, I agree completely. Can't stand the irritating w@nker.

I was exhibiting at a food event in Birmingham a few years back and he was there and everyone ws fussing round him. I just walked past in disgust.

dale winton why his he even on the tv

who? your dad or Chris Evans?

here's ten presenters all at once for you = all those people who cry at the plight of the family when they're doing the knock-down-the-old-house-and-build-them-a-new-one thingy on Living tv.
Move that bus programme, can't think what it's called right now, you know the one though...........

Steve MacFadden is a bounder. Our little 'un had the backstage bar at Glasto, maybe four/five years ago, and there was a bunch of no-marks from Eastenders hanging around it all weekend courtesy of the BBC and your license money. Anyway he's as pissed as a cricket, decides he wants to use the staff toilet behind the bar. They told him no, it's a cellar area and he needs steelies and stuff to go in it as there's barrels flying about, the public toilets are only outside the marquee and they were polite and helpful but he got stroppy.

To cut a long story short they called the cellar lads and they said OK we'll see him right, walked him through, got him in the bog, one of those little plastic blue cabins and then ran round it with gaffer tape locking him in. Plan was to throw it over the fence with him in it along with twenty eight gallons of well matured urine, various post breakfast solids and some female sanitary detritus. I've known people gaffered in and rolled down the hill by security for falling asleep on night shift etc.

Regrettably he managed to bust out and storming up to the cellar bloke, a diamond man called John who's sadly no longer with us he snarls in time honoured tradition 'Do you know who I am??' To which John replies 'I should do, I pay thee fookin' wages......'

Not that I watch a lot of telly, but that pair of annoying gets who were all over local news programmes a couple of years ago, the ginger geezer and his Paul Merton lookalike mate, plugging some record were not only annoying but really camp like.

All over the newspapers and tinterweb at the time too, a right pair of media whores.