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bahrainpoolie · **Posted:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:07 pm

legal advice required for a pending d vorce

Moriarty · **Posted:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:39 pm

Give her everything now. You will eventually anyway

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:47 pm

Get a sex change first

John the Baptist · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 am **Posts:** 634

Raise the path down the side of your house and put nice decorative block paving down.

If you dig it out properly you'll be able to fit her there easily provided that you remember to cut the limbs from the torso to save space.

John the Baptist · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 am **Posts:** 634

Ps. If you think that there is a chance of them finding the body then remember to cut the hands and feet off for burning on your chimnea and knock all her teeth out with a hammer.

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:03 am

John the Baptist wrote:

Ps. If you think that there is a chance of them finding the body then remember to cut the hands and feet off for burning on your chimnea and knock all her teeth out with a hammer.

You're losing your touch. :roll:

Iris recognition????? Game on!!!! Cah!!

Feed her eyeballs to seagulls. :wink:

andyp · **Joined:** Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:54 am **Posts:** 856

Iris recognition?????

Is that her name ??

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:56 am

I would imagine that her name just at the moment is : That Poisonous Fookin' Witch,' or something similar.......

andyp · **Joined:** Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:54 am **Posts:** 856

I would imagine so

bahrainpoolie · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:39 pm

thanks gentelmen been on the drink for a while , not depressed f**KING HAPPYshe carnt do any thing with out my signture??? can she, off back to the gulf soon,no young children,she can have the car ( merc bitch)i wont divorce her i dont want anyone else to suffer like i have for 21yrs ha ha ha

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:03 pm

I could have a word with Mr Escape Goat for you. He could pop round to see her with Mr Spade.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:00 pm

bahrainpoolie wrote:

thanks gentelmen been on the drink for a while , not depressed f**KING HAPPYshe carnt do any thing with out my signture??? can she, off back to the gulf soon,no young children,she can have the car ( merc bitch)i wont divorce her i dont want anyone else to suffer like i have for 21yrs ha ha ha

well you could always claim you lost all your money at pool!!!!
There's no need to hit the balls that hard!!!!! Or were you imagining the cue ball was her napper???

bahrainpoolie · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:09 pm

sorry about that parmo,must of had me mind in another in another dimension seeu on sunday for the last one off on monday :grin:

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