Little Prick

John the Baptist · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 am **Posts:** 634

Now who could I be on about?

Well, the little prick was in The Mail on Monday night photographed in his "local pub" as part of some poncey attention seeking scheme or other.

Not really worthy of paper space in itself, but the little prick, aka as our MP if you hadn't already guessed, was in The White House.

I'm led to believe that he lives on Shanty Cuthbert, in which case his "local pub" would be the Gillen Arms, or at a push maybe the Aldi Arms.

SO why was the pretentious little prick posing in The White House? It's cos of people like him that I avoid that place like the plague. It IS my local pub but cos it is full of his kind who get buses and taxis there then it's not worth the time of day.

Does anybody have any idea why people travel across town to congregate in there apart from the fact that they are all sad posing wnkers?

Sorry for the rant but it really does my head in. banghead

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:52 pm

I do actually drink in there, but not because I'm a sad posing w*nker. I just like the pub. And yeah, I do have to get a cab there but me and all my mate live all over town so it's a central place.

John the Baptist · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 am **Posts:** 634

Poser.

John the Baptist · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 am **Posts:** 634

Exactly Dibble.

Probably the crappest excuse ever. violin

Maybe she like to tell us the REAL reason why they go there... yawn2

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:01 pm

John the Baptist wrote:

Exactly Dibble.

Probably the crappest excuse ever. violin

Maybe she like to tell us the REAL reason why they go there... yawn2

Possibly because you lot don't :grin:

John the Baptist · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 am **Posts:** 634

I walk past the place to go for a drink. Occassionally we will pop in for one on the way past just to laugh at all of the titends hanging about in there. It's like an over 50s knocking shop at times and some of the sights (old uns and younger uns) have you laughing out loud and staring at people rolfl

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:07 pm

John the Baptist wrote:

some of the sights (old uns and younger uns) have you laughing out loud and staring at people rolfl

Surely that's a good reason for going?! It may also however result in a punch on the nose if you're not careful :laugh:

garthwd · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:23 am **Posts:** 786

I have never been in the White House, even when I still lived in Pools. Am I missing out?

John the Baptist · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 am **Posts:** 634

garthwd wrote:

I have never been in the White House, even when I still lived in Pools. Am I missing out?

Your missing nowt.

It's full of pretentious posing wnkers who get taxis there on weak pretences such as it being "central". :roll:

John the Baptist · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 am **Posts:** 634

grabec wrote:

John the Baptist wrote:

some of the sights (old uns and younger uns) have you laughing out loud and staring at people rolfl

Surely that's a good reason for going?! It may also however result in a punch on the nose if you're not careful :laugh:

It's a good reason to pop in for a swift one to break up the walk now and again. :grin:

But nothing more!

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:14 pm

Weird how things change. When I wor a lass the White House was full of hippie types. But perhaps the current clientele is just them grown up....

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:14 pm

John the Baptist wrote:

It's like an over 50s knocking shop

Don't move I'm on my way!!

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:18 pm

richard head wrote:

John the Baptist wrote:

It's like an over 50s knocking shop

Don't move I'm on my way!!

Is that wise.......you might bump into Cornelius....

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:20 pm

grabec wrote:

Is that wise.......you might bump into Cornelius....

Exactly! What do you think I meant?

LeicesterPoolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:48 pm **Posts:** 1278

Didn't the 'White House' used to be in Stranton, next to the Brewery
or have my ragged brain cells, let me down again confised

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:21 pm

LeicesterPoolie wrote:

Didn't the 'Blacksmith's Arms' used to be in Stranton, next to the Brewery
or have my ragged brain cells, let me down again confised

No no, nothing wrong with your brain cells. :laugh:

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:24 pm

richard head wrote:

grabec wrote:

Is that wise.......you might bump into Cornelius....

Exactly! What do you think I meant?

Well, as Cornelius' agent, I ought to have been consulted first...the boy has no business sense

LeicesterPoolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:48 pm **Posts:** 1278

'The Blackies' => 'The White House' , close (not). :uhoh:

Maybe it's brain cell, now.

I'm sure there was a pub, known colloquially as 'The White House'
back in the 70's / 80's

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:31 pm

LeicesterPoolie wrote:

I'm sure there was a pub, known colloquially as 'The White House'
back in the 70's / 80's

Not too far from the brewery there was the Clansman, commonly known as "The Shite House" :wink:

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:31 pm

Aye that's the one, Leicester. On a w/e people used to queue outside, waiting for space. Not me of course. I would be in the Nursery

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:37 pm

ADG wrote:

The white house is where desperate housewives go to try and rekindle their youth. :roll:

And the blokes are divorced, or just lonely.

Either way, its full of sad fooks. Think of The Park when you were 18, then try to imagine the same with the White House, but transfer the 18 year olds for 40 odd year old sad bastads.

But that's just mean. Just because you have a wife who encourages you to watch Diana concerts. Not everyone has that support :laugh:

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:40 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

ADG wrote:

You are much older than most of us though mate. :roll:

The White House.............."Friends Reunited" for drinkers.

I resign.

No don't do anything yet...I have a plan

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:46 pm

ADG wrote:

I resign.

Oh, really :roll:

I can't represent everyone

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:57 pm

ADG wrote:

Its OK, I am just having a penetrative hissy fit. Its the norm around these parts. :roll:

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:01 pm

ADG wrote:

Central???????? rolfl

Central to what?

The Park? :roll:

We live all over. Clavering, Seaton, Bishop Cuthbert, The Marina.

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:02 pm

John the Baptist wrote:

Exactly Dibble.

Probably the crappest excuse ever. violin

Maybe she like to tell us the REAL reason why they go there... yawn2

And why would that be?

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:02 pm

grabec wrote:

John the Baptist wrote:

Exactly Dibble.

Probably the crappest excuse ever. violin

Maybe she like to tell us the REAL reason why they go there... yawn2

Possibly because you lot don't :grin:

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:04 pm

garthwd wrote:

I have never been in the White House, even when I still lived in Pools. Am I missing out?

Yeah, you are.

Fridays especially.

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:08 pm

ADG wrote:

Tigga wrote:

garthwd wrote:

I have never been in the White House, even when I still lived in Pools. Am I missing out?

Yeah, you are.

Fridays especially.

Grab a Granny night? :laugh:

No, it's not full of old people. Yeah, there are older people who go in, but there's a whole variety of ages.

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:37 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

They're all "pretend" people. They all live the "good" life in their boxy new houses, up to their necks in debt because they drive new Tigras.

Next time you go, see how long they make a drink last. :wink:

Places like this come and go. The Greensides used to be the place 25-30 years ago. Ask Dibbsy!

Well me and my mates aren't like that. We usually go in on a Friday night, have a bottle of wine each and then head off into town about ten - half ten ish.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:02 pm

Tigga wrote:

We usually go in on a Friday night, have a bottle of wine each [before 10 o'clock]

You must be worth waiting for downtown for after that!

bluearmy · **Joined:** Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:59 am **Posts:** 19

I met a right posh bitch in there 3 years ago,she had her own house and car ect in valley drive......a divorce fit as fook ! i married her . now getting divorced as i found her in bed with her beat friend maxine fooking lesbo anyway , my half is 267-000!!

fooking jackpot ....... clappp

.

set up for life and single.

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:41 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Tigga wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

They're all "pretend" people. They all live the "good" life in their boxy new houses, up to their necks in debt because they drive new Tigras.

Next time you go, see how long they make a drink last. :wink:

Places like this come and go. The Greensides used to be the place 25-30 years ago. Ask Dibbsy!

head off into town about ten - half ten ish.

To catch the last bus? :laugh:

Sorry.

You will be!! No, to continue drinking and socialising til the early hours

LeicesterPoolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:48 pm **Posts:** 1278

That sounds just like the Clansman , back in the 80's :wink:

except you'd get £2.67 :laugh:

Not that I ever went in like, I was a Stranton lad.
One of Alfie Smithson's best customers, whatever time it was :wink:

Which probably accounts for why I got the Blackie's confused with the White House

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:32 pm

ADG wrote:

bluearmy wrote:

I met a right posh bitch in there 3 years ago,she had her own house and car ect in valley drive......a divorce fit as fook ! i married her . now getting divorced as i found her in bed with her beat friend maxine fooking lesbo anyway , my half is 267-000!!

fooking jackpot ....... clappp

.

set up for life and single.

Got to be made into a fillum that............eh Salty? :grin:

FIL-UM

anyways, can I have a job in the making of this filum please?! owt'll do blastt

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:35 pm

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:

bluearmy wrote:

I met a right posh bitch in there 3 years ago,she had her own house and car ect in valley drive......a divorce fit as fook ! i married her . now getting divorced as i found her in bed with her beat friend maxine fooking lesbo anyway , my half is 267-000!!

fooking jackpot ....... clappp

.

set up for life and single.

Sorry, but If I caught our lass in bed with HER mate Maxine, theres no way on Gods earth I'd be getting divorced!! I'd just get a Season Ticket and a crate of Stella!! rolfl

The man is back!!!

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:38 pm

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:

Aye, too long in exile.

Been on a little break, fully refreshed and back.

Now there's some football to talk about, like... :wink:

Been any where nice?
Plenty of football to talk about.

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:45 pm

Don't forget the hailstone the size of golf balls from yesterday!

LeicesterPoolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:48 pm **Posts:** 1278

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote

Quote:

Now there's some football to talk about, like...

You can't talk Football on this board.

pubs, music, get rich quick divorces, etc by all means

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

richard head wrote:

LeicesterPoolie wrote:

I'm sure there was a pub, known colloquially as 'The White House'
back in the 70's / 80's

Not too far from the brewery there was the Clansman, commonly known as "The Shite House" :wink:

I used to call that 'the Klinsmann' cos it was a right fooking dive.

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:55 pm

3Quid wrote:

richard head wrote:

LeicesterPoolie wrote:

I'm sure there was a pub, known colloquially as 'The White House'
back in the 70's / 80's

Not too far from the brewery there was the Clansman, commonly known as "The Shite House" :wink:

I used to call that 'the Klinsmann' cos it was a right fooking dive.

where did you get that from the beano or a cracker

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

No, i made it up years ago.

Alright eh?

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:29 pm

not bad really i'll give you 7 out of 10

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:59 pm

The Blacksmiths Arms has been known as 'The White House' for years and years!!!! :sweeeet:

PS....The last time I was in The White House up Wooler Road I was doing Double French!!!! :evil:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:28 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

PS....The last time I was in The White House up Wooler Road I was doing Double French!!!! :evil:

Is that in the karma sutra?

LeicesterPoolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:48 pm **Posts:** 1278

Mutley, you are a star.
Here's me thinking I was going round the bend.

Apologies accepted, Monty :roll:

Jonny · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:50 am

I like the White House, I think it's ok. There are no where near as many dickheads in the white house as you get down the town. The tarts in there are mainly all make up and no knickers but you can't really complain about that.

I'd struggle to think of a better watering hole in this town although The Buffs (church st) is also very good......

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6471

Jonny wrote:

I'd struggle to think of a better watering hole in this town

You can't have been in many pubs then Johnny

John the Baptist · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 am **Posts:** 634

Jonny wrote:

I'd struggle to think of a better watering hole in this town although The Buffs (church st) is also very good......

Give me a real pub like The Woodcutter, Clarendon or Causeway any day of the week.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36666

Jonny wrote:

I like the White House, I think it's ok. There are no where near as many dickheads in the white house as you get down the town. The tarts in there are mainly all make up and no knickers but you can't really complain about that.

... do you go in by yourself...?

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