Just Seen Our Lasses Mams Gash...

King Crimson · **Posted:** Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:09 am

On her knee after she tripped over the back door steps. :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:53 am

That's nowt....last week I saw our lasses Mams Flaps....

We were camping at the time and the Mother-in-Law insisted on taking her own 4 man tent!!!! :uhoh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:18 am

And the week before that I saw our lasses Mam's Tits!!!! :shock:

She rescues wild birds in distress and her Aviary is full of Great Tits, Sedge Warblers and Chiff-Caffs and she was quite willing to show me them which I was gratefull and satisfied to see that they were all on the way to recovery!!!! :sweeeet:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:23 am

But the other Month....by Golly....she showed me her Fanny!!!! :shock:

Apparently when Fanny The Wonder Dog died Julian Clary got it stuffed and lo and behold the Stuffed Fanny ended up at a Charity Auction which our lasses mam duly won!!!! :sweeeet:

So as soon as I walked through the door she asks....not if I want a cup of Tea....but do I want to see her stuffed Fanny!!!! :uhoh:

I duly obliged!!!! :sweeeet:

What a magnificent Fanny it was!!!! :sweeeet:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:46 am

I actually saw your mams brown nosed zeppelins the other day. She asked me to inpect them prior to her sending them over to bomb Germany

Just Seen Our Lasses Mams Gash...

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