Good afternoon first post 'big problem'

bluearmy · **Joined:** Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:59 am **Posts:** 19

Hello first post here please be gentle..........

I have a problem a seagul has kindly nested on our roof and has spawned the Pterodactyl of satan that the parents feel they need to protect. The roof is a good few metres up but the seaguls seem to think I am going to want to climb the roof and taunt it and I am on the verge of doing so.

The Pterodactyl of satan is not exactly the problem but will be taking the brunt of the situation, its the dam overly protective parents giving me jip.

Opening the front door every morning and the sods bomb dive me, even flailing their last meal at me, the white splodge variety.

-They have repainted my car a nice mottled white, its looking very 1990s.

-They bomb dive the neighbours kids and now both our cars look very much identical.

-3 times now I've had to go in and change and seagul crap hangs in the air a fair while

-The roof is a mess, looks like yogurt everywhere.

Its come to the point where I am thinking of asking a friend of mine or paying some local pikeys to put a cap in its head.

Legally the brown spawn of satan is vermin, I've been hoping the Pterodactyl would grow up quick but the last straw was last night when I was pegging some clothes out,and i got poohed on........so fed up.

i live on the Headland

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:44 pm

buy an air rifle

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:02 pm

It would appear some people are quite into seagull shit :uhoh:

http://www.seagulldroppings.com.au/

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:08 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Mick Tait's Head Bandage wrote:

It would appear some people are quite into seagull shiit :uhoh:

http://www.seagulldroppings.com.au/

It worked wonders on my bald patch. :uhoh:

Your bald patch on the headland too ?

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:23 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Mick Tait's Head Bandage wrote:

It would appear some people are quite into seagull shiit :uhoh:

http://www.seagulldroppings.com.au/

It worked wonders on my bald patch. :uhoh:

No it never. :shock:

Shiny top.... :grin:

If I was you I'd be getting solar panels fitted on there to power your right hand. :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:50 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

No it never. :shock:

Shiny top.... :grin:

If I was you I'd be getting solar panels fitted on there to power your right hand. :wink:

Mr Bandage was probably thinking I'm a right handsome fella ... and you had to spoil it for him.

Nothing sacred round here. :roll:

Apart from that stone circle on your cranium!! :razz:

Chrome dome!! :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:34 pm

Mr.Army....move house....the Seagulls were there before you!!!! :sweeeet:

PS....They do the same in our street....ask Mr.Parmo!!!! :laugh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:35 pm

Complain to that tw@ of a councillor that there is a bird on your roof and it harms the look of the headland. He will no doubt complain to the council, write a letter in the Mail etc etc

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:32 pm

And look dead angry, mean and hard in the accompanying photo!!!! :roll:

Tosser!!!! :evil:

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