Illegal Immigrants

John the Baptist · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 am **Posts:** 634

Just got this email, text below.

It's spot on.

A woman wrote the best 'Letter to the Editor' in ages!!

She cuts to the chase and explains things better than all the
rubbish you hear on TV.

Her letter said: Recently, large demonstrations have taken place
across the country protesting the fact that parliament is finally
addressing the issue of illegal immigration.

Certain people are angry that the UK might actually want to protect
its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and,
once here, make it harder (as an illegal immigrant) to stay
indefinitely.

Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these
protests.

Let's say I break into your house.

Then, when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave.
But I say, 'I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and done the
laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to
do.

I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your
house).

According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must
add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide
other benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard
work) because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that
breaking-in part.

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my
friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my
illegal right to be there. It's only fair, after all, because you have a
nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself.

I'm hard-working and honest, um, except for well, you know.

And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing
only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do
about it without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an
anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, and I want you to learn my language so you
can communicate with me!

English is too hard for me to learn. You should also allow me to
vote - in my own language, since I live in your house!

Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?

Only in the UK

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:39 am

she misses a major point that, the house-breaker is also forcing his/her employment on the householder, whether or not the householder wishes for it to be so !!!
It's time therefore for the householders to get a dog.............

Splod · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:42 am

parmopooly wrote:

she misses a major point that, the house-breaker is also forcing his/her employment on the householder, whether or not the householder wishes for it to be so !!!
It's time therefore for the householders to get a dog.............

Would it have to be a border collie?

John the Baptist · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 am **Posts:** 634

chip fireball wrote:

can we just get bruno/fatty arbuckle back ? :roll:

So you disagree?

What's your address?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:23 am

Has there ever been such a thing as a good analogy?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:55 am

Splod wrote:

parmopooly wrote:

she misses a major point that, the house-breaker is also forcing his/her employment on the householder, whether or not the householder wishes for it to be so !!!
It's time therefore for the householders to get a dog.............

Would it have to be a border collie?

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:09 pm

ADG wrote:

here we go again.

Wouldnt it be better if we, as a nation, just looked at every single immigartion case seperately. It has been proven, I think, that some immigrants have to be illegal, otherwise they would never get here. It doesnt make them bad people does it?

From what I have seen, I would rather have illegal immigrants than all of the drug pushers around Hartlepool just now. They are the real scum.

good shout dibbler, the last two police persons ive spoken too both had an excellent idea for the disposal of smackheads et al (this element they referred to are the scumbags thats out thieving etc to feed there habit). they recommended camps where the smackhead be detained and continually fed smack until they pegged it :wink:

not a bad idea, ok i know some people want to come off drugs but the rest bye bye.

:wink:

katcha · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:30 pm

ADG wrote:

here we go again.

Wouldnt it be better if we, as a nation, just looked at every single immigartion case seperately. It has been proven, I think, that some immigrants have to be illegal, otherwise they would never get here. It doesnt make them bad people does it?

From what I have seen, I would rather have illegal immigrants than all of the drug pushers around Hartlepool just now. They are the real scum.

do yo know them all??

you want immigrants assessing individually but ALL dealers rid off.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36611

When the revolution comes Chip....do you wanna run the secret police for me ....? you'll have to wear rimless glasses of course.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:53 pm

Come on FFS Chip stop beating about the bush and say what you really mean

katcha · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:38 pm

chip fireball wrote:

i cant see any reason not to execute anyone involved at the top end of the heroin and crack import/export business and im a liberal.

id happily inject them with a lethal dose sufficent to cause a long, slow, painful and lingering death.

id also happily kill anyone involved in importing 13 and 14 year old girls into this country to work as prostitutes.

yes id pull the trigger myself. and id never feel a flicker of doubt about what i was doing, id just put a bullet in every one of the fookers brains at point blank range.

obviously id make them plead for mercy first. i may even urinate on some of them. but they would all die. every last one of them.

Do you know who is responsible for the heroin and cocaine trade still being in existence in this country - you'd need to kill more people and a bigger variety of people than you'd ever possibly imagine. a dose good enough to kill would not bring about a slow painful death.

judge jury executioner eh?

i hate all of this self rightousness from people when it comes to drugs etc -for fook sake

King Crimson · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:56 pm

ADG wrote:

here we go again.

Wouldnt it be better if we, as a nation, just looked at every single immigartion case seperately. It has been proven, I think, that some immigrants have to be illegal, otherwise they would never get here. It doesnt make them bad people does it?

From what I have seen, I would rather have illegal immigrants than all of the drug pushers around Hartlepool just now. They are the real scum.

GREAT WORDS.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:11 am

I always knew the methods in the Final Solution would come into their own one day.

John the Baptist · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 am **Posts:** 634

ADG wrote:

I never mentioned drug users either.

I said drug pushers. Yet Katcha gives the impression some of them are not scum. How can that be?

Interesting.

Could it be that he is just a contrary old sod?

John the Baptist · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 am **Posts:** 634

chip fireball wrote:

how old is he like ?

Katcha?

I'd reckon 60 at the very least. :grin:

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