Come on,'fess up to your 'little white lies'.Ill go first

I once told Mrs G that LCL stood for low calorie lager when she was on a diet

Can't be bothered with little white lies meself. If you're going to do it, do it properly, I say

Ooh, but there's just soo many!!!

That's what I mean. It's easier to remember one or two big ones

shell suits were made out of petrol so you coudlnt smoke if you wore one

we told the kids when they were little that you opened the first door on an advent calender on the 2nd Dec, that way they didn,t realise when xmas day actually was and we got a sleep in.....

I told our rass that Western girls do handstands in the shower and Western shower trays have little handprint indentations to help them along. I was just into the fact that before sophisticated plumbing, they used to do handstands against trees in the rain and I lost it.

She threw food at me......

I bet you told her they all like it up the poopy too didn't you.

Oh aye.

She said that Eastern women like to carry sharp things about their person at all times........

My mate used to tell his kids that when the ice cream man sounds his chimes it means he's run out.

Stingy get

Worked tho'

Told my kids that too Mikey. It does work
Plus I told them that the coca cola I got from the service station was "driving juice" and therefore only available to those who drove

you greedy gits

might try them though