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Mr Ripper
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We've had the black sky and some cracking thunder and lightning but hardly a speck of rain.

It must have all fell on Portrack instead!

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Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:
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Same here in Poxy Portrack.

The only bright spot is the delectable Karen getting more and more scared of the lightning!


Is she getting closer and closer.

Whats she wearing? :uhoh:


The usual. Next to nowt. Lifes hard. :roll:


Just life? :?

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Mr Ripper
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Where is your office again?

I can feel a "sales visit" coming on :razz:

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Mr Ripper
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And if you don't then take one.

Now.

Please. :razz:

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Spender
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Aye we had the monsoon around around dinnertime as it headed north. I was going to tell you all but to be honest I couldn't be arsed. :roll: :wink: :grin:
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Glad to see the monsoon I sent you arrived safely!

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Mr Irrelevant
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Well here in Nottingham its beautiful. We did have some torrestial rain earlier but now its like a summers day.

It's grim up North.
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and sunny devon is...eerrr.sunny today

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I think I was mistaken. Yours must be a different storm because mine is back again!
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Salty
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gone black n windy here
storm a brewing
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it's only raining outside, inside is fine and dry.
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poolpower
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ask if they still have Kenny Simpson's rubber suit hanging around :laugh:
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Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:
Just a 50-minute bike ride tonight, started to rain when I was coming back up Station Lane, soaked by the time I got back here. I can see me visiting Le Club Shop for a Pools waterproof if I'm gonna keep this up. :laugh:
...aaah a 'recreational' cyclist, one who pedals away the pounds and generally enjoys the healthful benefits of cycling ......it won't last. :laugh:
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Mr Ripper
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Just to let you all know it is bright and sunny this morning.

It probably won't last though as it is forecast for rain later.

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Spender
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It is quite clement down here in rural Nottinghamshire with sunny skies and light southerly winds. I do hope this continues as I have several domestic items to take to the tip.

And it's a bounder when it's raining. :grin: :grin:
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Karl Marx
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Fookin doctors eh? :roll:


They're all mere tools of the captialist system yer knar!
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Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:
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Just a 50-minute bike ride tonight, started to rain when I was coming back up Station Lane, soaked by the time I got back here. I can see me visiting Le Club Shop for a Pools waterproof if I'm gonna keep this up. :laugh:
...aaah a 'recreational' cyclist, one who pedals away the pounds and generally enjoys the healthful benefits of cycling ......it won't last. :laugh:


If it helps me lose 6lbs in 10 days, which I have done, then it only has to "Last" another 4 weeks and I'll be down to the weight my Doctor has suggested I reach to stay alive. Theres always a reason.....
THAT'S THE CATCH.... IT HASN'T TO LAST ANOTHER 4 WEEKS...it has to go on and on to maintain it. I think in all honesty you'll find it's what you give up, not what you take up that reduces weight, a balanced mixture of both is preferable... next patient please, close the door on the way out :wink:


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I eat loads and I'm big boned .... :uhoh:
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Snowy
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LOOK....I'll give it to you straight, we've all got to die of something...no one ever died of nothing.
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Karl Marx
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LOOK....I'll give it to you straight, we've all got to die of something...no one ever died of nothing.


As Bill Hicks said, "none smokers die every day"...
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Karl Marx
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Who is Bill Hicks? :roll:


:roll:

http://www.billhicks.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Hicks
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Karl Marx
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Who is Bill Hicks? :roll:


More words from the wise man. You'll like these Dibbs:

"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to see a fucking cross? Ow! Maybe that's why he hasn't shown up yet...it's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a sniper rifle pendant... Just thinking of John, Jackie. We love him. Trying to keep that memory alive, baby. [mimes shooting a rifle] I did that routine in Fyffe, Alabama, and after the show these three rednecks came up to me. 'Hey, buddy! C'mere! Hey Mr. Comedian! C'mere! Hey buddy, we're Christians and we don't like what you said!' I said 'Well, then forgive me.' Later, as I was hanging from the tree..."
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<------ Him!
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Karl Marx
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<------ Him!


Fook me, another Genie shows up!
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Whatcha readin' for? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Karl Marx
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Whatcha readin' for? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Looks like we've got ourselves a reader! :laugh:
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Karl Marx
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Dibble wrote:
Karl Marx wrote:
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Who is Bill Hicks? :roll:


:roll:

http://www.billhicks.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Hicks


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

I was aware of him, but I was even more aware of your inability to wax lyrical if someone asked. :roll: :laugh: :laugh:


As Salty would say:

:roll: back atcha
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Salty
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that salty's a f ucking genius!
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Spender
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Perhaps I'm reading because I don't want to be a fucking waffle waitress. :roll: :roll: :roll:
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