...are grrrrreat!

I went on one down to Newquay at the weekend, complete laugh a minute. Drinking, farting, leering, vomiting, eating - what more can you ask for?

I just wish more of my mates would get married so I can go on more of them.

Did you sexually assualt any unsuspecting and unwilling females under the anonymity of visiting an unfamiliar location where you probably wouldn't be recognised?

thats a very posh place for a stag do

i like it there

Those days are behind me now.

The highlight for me was on the way back up the M5. We were in the middle lane of slow moving traffic, and were slowly overtaken by a car covered in streamers, with a big '40' silly stringed on the back window. There were 5 middle aged, well groomed, posh looking women in it, so naturally we gave them a wave and blew kisses.

When we caught up with them, one of the lads gestured for them to get their lady bumps out, and to our surprise one of them did!

Posh bewers eh, I think its right what they say about them.