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Mr Ripper
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Depend if the mince pie minds or not.

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Ask Codyakker Dave, you would not believe some of the stuff that bloke has on a sandwich.

Also my late brother in law would even put yorkshire puddings on a sandwich.

This is your dinner right?? :) :) :)
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to have a mince pie sandwich?


Certainly not. One of my favourite meals is a Mary Lamberts corned beef square in a brown stottie.
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Is mince pie a porno expression ?
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Are you saying that Dibble goes mincing around his office on a lunchtime looking for likeminded men to make mucky films with?

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Yes, you should be wearing a tie.

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All of them.

Smart appearance, smart mind.

Get yourself into work mode Mr Estimator, and one day you might get to be a QS if you work hard.

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We get the shiit that we are given by clueless estimators who can't price a job right.

And I must be pretty near the bottom of the ladder judging by the quality of staff that I have working for me.

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Go and join in one of his battle re-enactments one weekend for the craic.

But use a real gun to shoot the clueless bounder.

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It gets worse though......................we have a design manager.........taht drives a lime green VW Beatle with the number plate......Arty.



He sounds awfully camp.

Does he like mens bottoms?

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So he is an unfussy camp guy?

Watch your back Smiler :grin:

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Dibble wrote:
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It gets worse though......................we have a design manager.........taht drives a lime green VW Beatle with the number plate......Arty.



He sounds awfully camp.

Does he like mens bottoms?


Camp as fook.

I think Kev has had him. :roll:


Nope :evil: :evil: :evil:

Might it be impertinent to enquire exactly what the interview process is to work at your place??

Only I'm beginning to see a stereotype developing with gimps and weirdo's abounding. :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Headhunted by Amec!!! Thats like being complimented by Benny.
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MutleyRules
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I've just had a Sausage Roll sandwich with Tomato Sauce!!!! :| :|

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Salty
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ive just had a boiled egg samwich with salt.... :?

bland as
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Spender
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This has got absolutely cock all to do with QS's and Estimators. It is however as funny as fuck.

I'm just shoving a cheese and tomato slice under the grill and when it's hot I'm going to put it in a tesco's crusty roll and see what occurs flavourwise and texturally.

Watch this space.
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A mince pie sandwich? Nahhhh. It already has casing, and too many carbo's from said casing. Mince sandwich is, however, a different story.

The bread just seems superfluous to me really
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Dibble wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
This has got absolutely cock all to do with QS's and Estimators. It is however as funny as f***.

I'm just shoving a cheese and tomato slice under the grill and when it's hot I'm going to put it in a tesco's crusty roll and see what occurs flavourwise and texturally.

Watch this space.


Kev......a tip for you.

When the cheese is hot and melts.............dip your dick in it.

Let us know what happens. Cheers.


Is this before or after he takes it out of the grill? :grin:

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Image

Ouch!! :-( :-( :-(
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MutleyRules
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Can 'Shithouse Cleaners' join this Forum???? :? :? :grin:
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Spender
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Have you washed your hands?? :shock: :shock:
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mashed tattie sarnies are lovely :grin:
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suhari wrote:
mashed tattie sarnies are lovely :grin:


Fried mash sarnies are even better :grin:
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'Bubble n Squeak' sarnies with brown or red sauce!!!! :sweet: :sweet:
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