Massive outage

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Fri Jun 20, 2025 11:07 pm

Someone needs to swing for this. Peterlee to Wynard.

bobby lemonade · **Posted:** Sat Jun 21, 2025 12:01 am

Raj!!

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9336

Got a 50 minute flyer from work last night so a little bonus and the fridge is rammed with lager n cider and back on.

So a cracking day of hot weather n music in KPGs beer garden this afternoon.

:obscene-drinkingbuddies:

Kebab&chips · **Joined:** Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:20 pm **Posts:** 191

I blame Brexit or Trump

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37234

Hoy, that’s Jamie’s job saying things like that.

Jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:56 pm **Posts:** 7347

Snowy wrote:

Hoy, that’s Jamie’s job saying things like that.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37234

Rumour has it that after the power went off, Pool’s floodlights came on with a very intense beam to guide in a spaceship…..aliens arrived, went in for talks, came out shaking their little silver heads and took off muttering abuse.
The floodlights dimmed and the power came back on ….

PTID · **Joined:** Wed Apr 26, 2023 3:07 pm **Posts:** 4097

Did they take Raj?

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 7293

Just the authorities testing us.

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 7293

PTID wrote:

Did they take Raj?

Yes

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Sat Jun 21, 2025 11:17 am

It was nice to get the candles out.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Sat Jun 21, 2025 11:26 am

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

It was nice to get the candles out.

Yes that famous phrase from a nunnery "candles out girls"!

Kenny Bottles · **Posted:** Sat Jun 21, 2025 11:37 am

Snowy wrote:

Rumour has it that after the power went off, Pool’s floodlights came on with a very intense beam to guide in a spaceship…..aliens arrived, went in for talks, came out shaking their little silver heads and took off muttering abuse.
The floodlights dimmed and the power came back on ….

So basically we're swapping Raj for the baldy bloke out of Hot Chocolate and Karen Carpenter..?

I fucking knew that neither of them were really dead..!

Might even tempt me into attending games again, especially if Elvis gets the catering contract...

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 3755

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Rumour has it that after the power went off, Pool’s floodlights came on with a very intense beam to guide in a spaceship…..aliens arrived, went in for talks, came out shaking their little silver heads and took off muttering abuse.
The floodlights dimmed and the power came back on ….

So basically we're swapping Raj for the baldy bloke out of Hot Chocolate and Karen Carpenter..?

I fucking knew that neither of them were really dead..!

Might even tempt me into attending games again, especially if Elvis gets the catering contract...

If Elvis is involved, will The Passion Killers be playing in The corner Flag?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37234

Latest development is the aliens are from the planet Frido.
Apparently they offered Raj the option of being allowed to take over or …. they’ll turn him into a glass toby jug…
They new board will indeed consist of Errol Brow, Karen Carpenter, Reg Varney, Mussolini, Jamie’s masseur, Josef Stalin and Sooty.
Signing players will present no problems as players refusing to sign and play their puddings out will be ‘snapped’…then turned into confetti.
Entrance will be 10p on the day and season tickets for life anvailable all at one price of 99p ….terms are available…plus free shirt and polo shirt every season with free transport and accommodation for away fixtures.

Mctee1908 · **Joined:** Tue May 15, 2012 7:51 pm **Posts:** 621

Everyone in the town with solar panels will be laughing their t!ts off just now.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37234

Basing installing solar panels on the strength of a 3 hour outage is burning full afterburner.

MutleyRules · **Joined:** Mon Nov 29, 2021 7:38 am **Posts:** 1256

Anyone else's Internet being shitty at the moment??

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Sat Jun 21, 2025 4:19 pm

I saw the Russians were marching up Church Street last night.

poolie1966 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:55 am **Posts:** 1179

I thought it really strange that my mobile signal went down at the same time, that doesn't usually happen when we have a power cut!!

MutleyRules · **Joined:** Mon Nov 29, 2021 7:38 am **Posts:** 1256

I reckon China. Russia are still on Dial-Up and North Korea are still working on how Ker-Pkunk works!! :uhoh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37234

Stop talking them up :laugh:

I’m still chuckling over the North Korean ship launch/.roll over

Massive outage

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