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 Post subject: Twatism from the missus.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2025 12:51 pm 
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We’re going on holiday at the end of July to Provence and Italy. We’re taking the dog, he’s only a little Bichon Friese fella.

I told her that the pavements can get very hot and it’s an idea to get some little boots to protect his feet when it’s really hot. She’s come back with the idea of a dog stroller. So let me get this straight, you want to walk the dog in a pushchair?

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 Post subject: Re: Twatism from the missus.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2025 1:10 pm 
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A cost saving tip would be to buy just two boots and make it walk on its hind legs?

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First time I saw a dog on one of those pushchairs was on the quayside at Fowey….a voice behind me said …”stop shaking your head and chuntering..”. :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Twatism from the missus.
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Mr Irrelevant wrote:
We’re going on holiday at the end of July to Provence and Italy. We’re taking the dog, he’s only a little Bichon Friese fella.

I told her that the pavements can get very hot and it’s an idea to get some little boots to protect his feet when it’s really hot. She’s come back with the idea of a dog stroller. So let me get this straight, you want to walk the dog in a pushchair?

Twatism!!!


Tell her that she'll have to carry him if it gets hot- as no one respects a man that carries a dog! :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Twatism from the missus.
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Kettering Poolie wrote:
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We’re going on holiday at the end of July to Provence and Italy. We’re taking the dog, he’s only a little Bichon Friese fella.

I told her that the pavements can get very hot and it’s an idea to get some little boots to protect his feet when it’s really hot. She’s come back with the idea of a dog stroller. So let me get this straight, you want to walk the dog in a pushchair?

Twatism!!!


Tell her that she'll have to carry him if it gets hot- as no one respects a man that carries a dog! :laugh:

I’d respect any man that wants to carry one of my dogs :laugh: :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Twatism from the missus.
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I have seen small dogs in the type of the rucksack things you carry kids in.


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Jamie1952 wrote:
I have seen small dogs in the type of the rucksack things you carry kids in.


Jamie your not helping :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Twatism from the missus.
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Mr Irrelevant wrote:
We’re going on holiday at the end of July to Provence and Italy. We’re taking the dog, he’s only a little Bichon Friese fella.

I told her that the pavements can get very hot and it’s an idea to get some little boots to protect his feet when it’s really hot. She’s come back with the idea of a dog stroller. So let me get this straight, you want to walk the dog in a pushchair?

Twatism!!!


Credibility at an all time low :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Twatism from the missus.
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Grayhoundend wrote:
Jamie1952 wrote:
I have seen small dogs in the type of the rucksack things you carry kids in.


Jamie your not helping :laugh:


A few on Amazon,
https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=Small+dog+ ... nb_sb_noss


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 Post subject: Re: Twatism from the missus.
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Jamie1952 wrote:
Grayhoundend wrote:
Jamie1952 wrote:
I have seen small dogs in the type of the rucksack things you carry kids in.


Jamie your not helping :laugh:


A few on Amazon,
https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=Small+dog+ ... nb_sb_noss


Nice one.


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 Post subject: Re: Twatism from the missus.
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Jamie1952 wrote:
I have seen small dogs in the type of the rucksack things you carry kids in.

They’re called ‘snack boxes’ in your neck oh the woods aren’t they…???

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Snowy wrote:
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I have seen small dogs in the type of the rucksack things you carry kids in.

They’re called ‘snack boxes’ in your neck oh the woods aren’t they…???


"packed lunch"


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 Post subject: Re: Twatism from the missus.
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Gives a whole new meaning to ‘hot dog’.

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 Post subject: Re: Twatism from the missus.
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Snowy wrote:
Jamie1952 wrote:
I have seen small dogs in the type of the rucksack things you carry kids in.

They’re called ‘snack boxes’ in your neck oh the woods aren’t they…???


Aye you never know what’s in those Ready Meals, Iceland Luxury Thai Style Green Chicken Curry imported from Thailand says chicken on the box but ???


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Aye, but happily it won’t bother me as I don’t eat frozen food meals….the wife’s a proper cook…..luvverly.

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Snowy wrote:
Aye, but happily it won’t bother me as I don’t eat frozen food meals….the wife’s a proper cook…..luvverly.


Now forgive if I am wrong but I am sure you posted a while back you had bought ready meal from Iceland ?


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Snowy wrote:
First time I saw a dog on one of those pushchairs was on the quayside at Fowey….a voice behind me said …”stop shaking your head and chuntering..”. :roll:

you got away lucky. i saw this last winter near me and had to make my own tea in silence after so called embarrasing her with my loud comments. mind you my step daughter managed to put a 12 month rottweiler into my lads old pram complete with my new pools shirt on and walked through town like that. some were upset only because of the pools shirt.


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Snowy wrote:
Kettering Poolie wrote:
Mr Irrelevant wrote:
We’re going on holiday at the end of July to Provence and Italy. We’re taking the dog, he’s only a little Bichon Friese fella.

I told her that the pavements can get very hot and it’s an idea to get some little boots to protect his feet when it’s really hot. She’s come back with the idea of a dog stroller. So let me get this straight, you want to walk the dog in a pushchair?

Twatism!!!


Tell her that she'll have to carry him if it gets hot- as no one respects a man that carries a dog! :laugh:

I’d respect any man that wants to carry one of my dogs :laugh: :laugh:

weighing in at 40 kilo,s its the same here.


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