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MutleyRules · **Joined:** Mon Nov 29, 2021 7:38 am **Posts:** 1195

Wanked a Dog off.
I definitely know some on here have. No disrespect...etc etc...just come out and admit. No shame etc etc. sadx

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37094

Please …don’t play about with your medicine dosages

bobby lemonade · **Posted:** Wed Jun 11, 2025 8:56 pm

When we were at school me mate wanked a friend's dog off. It spunked all over another lads trousers and he had to go back to school covered in dog spunk. The dog seemed to enjoy it

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 7162

Fooking hell, Mutters has escaped again!!!!!

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 7162

MutleyRules wrote:

Wanked a Dog off.
I definitely know some on here have. No disrespect...etc etc...just come out and admit. No shame etc etc. sadx

"I definitely know some on here have"

Sounds a bit deep that like.

GingerGinola · **Joined:** Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:24 pm **Posts:** 56

I'm not putting my hand up BTW. But on another weird note did anyone see the article in the mail about the fella accused of sexual acts with a rocking horse in Burn Valley playground?

Just bizarre.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37094

Grayhoundend wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

Wanked a Dog off.
I definitely know some on here have. No disrespect...etc etc...just come out and admit. No shame etc etc. sadx

"I definitely know some on here have"

Sounds a bit deep that like.

They must all be members of the ‘Confederation of Dog Masturbator’s and Associated Pervs’….must be membership fee day.

Oh dear.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37094

MutleyRules wrote:

Wanked a Dog off.
I definitely know some on here have. No disrespect...etc etc...just come out and admit. No shame etc etc. sadx

It must have been a ‘funny’ youth club you went to…

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2025 12:11 am

Not personally - though I did once witness the actor Christopher Timothy, inside a cow- almost up to his shoulder!

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19417

fucking hell there are some sick bastards on here even if they are joking. would never touch mine unless i could imagine someone else doing it. know the late actress kay kendall has a lot to answer for and it never affected my eyesight.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2025 11:20 am

I thought you were going to say who farted on the number 6 bus yesterday.

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 7162

GingerGinola wrote:

I'm not putting my hand up BTW. But on another weird note did anyone see the article in the mail about the fella accused of sexual acts with a rocking horse in Burn Valley playground?

Just bizarre.

Ask Mutters hes got the Gen :laugh:

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9259

Any sick fucka abusing animals deserves a jail sentence.

Kenny Bottles · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2025 2:43 pm

Sadly we only have two female cats, so I'll likely never experience this dubious pleasure.

There was a lad in the first-year at school though, who having received a microscope set for Christmas, promised an older kid ten pence if he'd spuzz on one of his slides - presumably so he could study the tiny tadpoles in his bedroom-cum-science lab.

Dodgy bastard still owes me the two-bob...

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 7162

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Sadly we only have two female cats, so I'll likely never experience this dubious pleasure.

There was a lad in the first-year at school though, who having received a microscope set for Christmas, promised an older kid ten pence if he'd spuzz on one of his slides - presumably so he could study the tiny tadpoles in his bedroom-cum-science lab.

Dodgy bastard still owes me the two-bob...

So the Twat caught you out as well :laugh:

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 3721

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Any sick fucka abusing animals deserves a jail sentence.

This.

Kenny Bottles · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2025 3:36 pm

Grayhoundend wrote:

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Sadly we only have two female cats, so I'll likely never experience this dubious pleasure.

There was a lad in the first-year at school though, who having received a microscope set for Christmas, promised an older kid ten pence if he'd spuzz on one of his slides - presumably so he could study the tiny tadpoles in his bedroom-cum-science lab.

Dodgy bastard still owes me the two-bob...

So the Twat caught you out as well :laugh:

Too right he did mate.

I got him back later mind, when he was worried he'd fail his woodwork exam and asked me to produce him a stool...

jumbodabber · **Joined:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:35 pm **Posts:** 519

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Sadly we only have two female cats, so I'll likely never experience this dubious pleasure.

There was a lad in the first-year at school though, who having received a microscope set for Christmas, promised an older kid ten pence if he'd spuzz on one of his slides - presumably so he could study the tiny tadpoles in his bedroom-cum-science lab.

Dodgy bastard still owes me the two-bob...

Two bob, he must’ve seen you coming

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 7162

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Grayhoundend wrote:

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Sadly we only have two female cats, so I'll likely never experience this dubious pleasure.

There was a lad in the first-year at school though, who having received a microscope set for Christmas, promised an older kid ten pence if he'd spuzz on one of his slides - presumably so he could study the tiny tadpoles in his bedroom-cum-science lab.

Dodgy bastard still owes me the two-bob...

So the Twat caught you out as well :laugh:

Too right he did mate.

I got him back later mind, when he was worried he'd fail his woodwork exam and asked me to produce him a stool...

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

Jesus! I thought I was a pervert because I have two Indian exes. This is completely out of my league!

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