If the club was listed on the British West Hartlepool Stock Exchange the share price would be. 005p per share after the recent statements by the Club.

With a shareholder revolt taking place on Longscare rocks.. (see tide times)

From a High of Ten Bob and a big Nipper*

By the way I'm hearing Horse and Bullshit are at record high, trading strongly at £500 per Hundred weight *

* Ten Bob = 50p
* Big Nipper= about a third of a cigarette saved for later
* 100 weight = 112 POUNDs in weight. Approx 50.8 KG

Unfortunately you have to weigh in at Hartlepool recycling centre

Where they have changed the times they are open to that of High tide at London Bridge. On a Tuesday and Wednesday.

Thursday Friday Hightide Jersey, Channel Isle, not New York.

Closed Sat Sunday Monday for staff training. This is to help improve, and provide an efficient service.