Why??

frig knows :? :-(

And not so long at BJ's? :cry:

Errr....what's ATM's???? :| :? :|

that might be you that M

CAsh machines to us English people

Oh yeah katcha,i never looked at it like that

I thought it might have been a shop!?!? :|

Errr no..thats FHM.

The reason it takes so long is blindingly obvious... You've given them a series of choices ...never give a woman a choice and never, ever give a woman a series of choices

Because they think that it might be better if they pressed some other buttons or someone else might get better money out than them. Same in the car park. They stop and wonder whether someone else might get a better space than they do meanwhile leaving you strung out in the road with people leaning on the horn at you.

And don't you fcuking love it when you politely step back to let them come through and they stop in the gap and talk??

They take so long because they forgot to look at their bank balance then they forgot to order a new chequebook then they forgot to print their bank balance out in case they forgot the details then they remembered they needed an extra twenty quid to pay the club lady not to mention that they stand in a queue waiting and never even think about taking their card out of their purse, which being a woman takes 10 minutes to find before they realise it's the wrong card so they have to look for the right one ................

they usually put the wrong PIN in cos basically they don't know what they're doing, do they?

Whenever me and our lass have been driving somewhere and we pull up, she sort of goes into some sort of suspended animation before opening the door and getting out.

I'll pull up, turn the engine/lights/off, window/sunroof shut, keys out of the ignition, seatbelt off, gear in neutral, handbrake on, door open, out, door shut, all in the space of about five seconds.

Somehow she takes a minute to get her bag from her feet, seatbelt off, door open, out, door shut.

So I'm stood there like a muppet waiting to do the central locking, whilst she does a Thora Hird impression.

Different species.

For some reason, whatever our lass wants out of her compendious handbag, it's always at the bottom.

Why is that?? :? :?

let's kill them all!!!
Errr..alright then, how about caging them??Until we need them

I knew you'd come around to my way of thinking eventually...