Woman…..See you’ve got a tattoo on your wrist

Me…….Ah…..oh yeah.

Woman …..Bit old aren’t you for that?

Me … ((shrugs shoulders)

Woman….What do those letters 2506D mean…?

Me …….It’s a code.

Woman……..Aw go on tell me what it means.

Me …….Can you keep a secret?

Woman ….Yes!!

Me…It’s the code for spare wood cutting blades for my Makita saw from the Screwfix web site… I wrote it on my wrist.

Woman ….You have very tidy writing..

Me…

Why have you got Wendy tattooed on your willy?
Its not Wendy its "welcome to Jamaica have a nice day"

My felt tip shopping list has nearly washed off now..but I picked up the blades from Screwfix……let the tree massacre commence.
Tattoo my arse …but not literally…..

I was worried in case you were referring to me there… …. but who is Wendy?

A friend

Say no more, it’s a secret between me, you and the 24billion on the internet.

A girl I once went out with, had a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh. When I put my ear against it and listened closely, I could smell the sea.

doubt you,d be in a hurry to repeat that with all the extra pollution there is in the sea.