I love the idea of Starmer going to a building site the talk to the workers on the site… Why? Why would he go to gather them round him and bore them silly when they’d prefer to be working….has he gone into house building business…?
Then the farmers turn up and line the access roads to interrupt his cabaret/ stand up talk for the brickies…..,then he’s airlifted out by helicopter, off to safety…..why didn’t he just talk to the farmers.

Think BA, Face and Mad dog Murdoch are still alive, But George Peppard has been toes up for years!

That said- assuming they get holed up in a garage that just happens to have oxyecetaline welding on tap, and copious amounts of mesh and metal plate to spare, I feel fairly confident they'll successfully get him out of any scrape he gets himself into!

The builders had a look on their faces, one kept blinking three letters in Morse code…S-O-S….why do they give him a new Hi Viz jacket, not as if he’s gonna get dirty, unless it’s a ‘gift’.

It's something to put on his mannequin then laugh out loud at when pissed on the World's most expensive champagne.

I watched that one a few weeks ago in the hospital with all the staff bunched around his as he droned on and on using 20 words when one would do.
The staff should have been on their jobs not providing a chorus line…they were stifling yawns, shuffling, blinking and looking anywhere but the camera.