We don't want your style of football, um um
We don't need your self control,
Your dark sarcasm in the boardroom, um um
We think your mad so join the dole,
Hey! Sarly leave our club alone,
All in all your just just another prick in our wall,

We don't want your lack of football, um um
We don't need you crap control,
Your foooked head is going nowhere, um um
Hey! Sarly leave our team alone,
All in all your just another prick in the wall.

Anyway it's along those lines.

Catchy like

So is attacking football

Xmas No. 1 ON TOP OF THE POPS with Gray on the drums n Snowy on the Piano.

Slades n Whams copyrights battered.

Generate enough cash to form a Consortium even Raj can't refuse.

I’ve been tinkling on the keys all night Kev….couldn’t make it to the bathroom in time….

You as lead singer Kev

Cheers Kevin, Everyone knows drummers are DAFT.

How about " Mutters " on the electric guitar. I can't play any musical instruments, but how about me being the roadie n van driver. Also I just happen to know a certain Mr. Kettering has been planning for such an event since his Uni days and has amassed a huge collection of various wooden instruments over the years. I offered to financially support him, he declined and said no need the muppets in government have that bill covered and I get a decent salary aswell it's a " win win ". I questioned his lifelong commitment to getting famous and asked him why and his answer was and I quote: " My mother was a huge sting fan and wanted me to grow up and be just like her hero, only problem was Sting taught sport and I hated most sports so we decided I would be a woodwork teacher instead " the rest is history.

When I was 17 yrs old I dated a Newcastle lass who I later married. Anyway she was from High Howden in Wallsed and her mothers milkman was a self employed milkman called Ernie Sumner ( Stings dad ) a really nice quiet bloke. Ernie had two sons ( Gordon & Phil ) and both helped him with his deliveries for years as teenagers. By the time I started going to Wallsend the brothers had both left home and Ernie continued for years on his own. Our first daughter was born in 1982 in North Shields hospital and the midwife was none other than Stings mother, another quiet unassuming person. What are the chances Sting was just becoming famous in 1977 when I started dating her but was mega famous when my daughter was born in 82. I asked his mother if she was she proud of Sting and she replied I am proud of Gordon but no more than I am proud of all 4 of my children. My daughter ( teacher ) used to ask me why I never thought of asking his mother for something anything connected to " The Police " or " Sting " back when she was born. In those days first baby mothers stayed in hospital for 3 days so had umpteen chances to ask but honestly never give it a thought at all back then.

I told you to keep that quiet Leggie!

However now you've outed me- I'm sure I can provide the Timpani. Just 'Dont stand so close to Me, when we walk in fields of Gold (The Vic)!'

"I can't play any musical instruments"
Snarll is tactically inept, But its not stopped him.

Bullshit goes a long way nowadays Gray.

Particularly if you lay on thick to start with- it spreads much easier!

Loyal just been in for a interview for the band managers position. He said he has a wealth of experience in the music industry and was once the manager of both Elvis and the Beatles. He told us he wanted to get closer to the fan base and be able to merge the fan base and the band to ensure success. He said he may need to start putting a size 9" up some band members arses to get the required results. His record in management is up with the very best of them. In our opinion we have a hard man who doesn’t mind putting his boot up arses one day and then giving a hug the next. He talks the talk and walks the walk, and cannot wait to get started in his new role. Loyal is a man who believes in his own management ability but nevertheless still requires all fans to get behind him and the band particularly whilst the band settle in. Loyal has plans to get these musicians to play different instruments in his quest to inprove performance. Loyal wants to add a few words regarding your support etc and I quote: " Last thing we need is some obsessed keyboard warrior jumping on the bunker every 5 seconds during concerts complaining about anything and everthing because these lunatics do infact exist ". He explained he loathes keyboard warriors with a vengeance and wants people to pause and take a deep breath before posting. Loyal quickly convinced the board to employ his services and now we welcome him with open arms.