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GroovyCrimes
 Post subject: Smokers
PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:21 pm 
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Spender
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:10 pm 
Well they'd like you to believe it's one tab.

Open question.

Is it a co-incidence that seeing as they are prepared to lose 46 billion pounds in tab revenue, that suddenly motorists are being pilloried everywhere??

I only ask..... :roll:
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Hawklord
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Close Kev, the recent laws that have promoted the spread of gambling and the subsequent rake off by the government is the new 'smoking'. It will keep us social workers in plenty of work.
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TalbotAvenger
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:31 pm 
Pooliekev wrote:
Well they'd like you to believe it's one tab.

Open question.

Is it a co-incidence that seeing as they are prepared to lose 46 billion pounds in tab revenue, that suddenly motorists are being pilloried everywhere??

I only ask..... :roll:


Smokers are jokers....as Rod & Todd say

However I've never met a smoker who has ten tabs then smashes his flat/wives/car up and then gets arrested!
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Spender
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:08 am 
TalbotAvenger wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
Well they'd like you to believe it's one tab.

Open question.

Is it a co-incidence that seeing as they are prepared to lose 46 billion pounds in tab revenue, that suddenly motorists are being pilloried everywhere??

I only ask..... :roll:


Smokers are jokers....as Rod & Todd say

However I've never met a smoker who has ten tabs then smashes his flat/wives/car up and then gets arrested!


Rod Stewart and Todd Rundgren?? :shock: :shock:
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townendtimmy
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:51 am 
its a strange balance with this new smoking ban coming in, theres a fella gets in our club never misses a session and i mean NEVER, afternoon and night and smokes more than he drinks. his answer to it is just stay in :shock: and a lot of people are trying to stop now as it is seen as un-sociable to smoke confised
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:52 am 
A letter on Ceefax the other day went something like this....

'My ex-husband drank and smoked!!!! After he drank he would beat me up and trash the house. He never done the same when he smoked!!!! I know which I'd rather see banned!!!!'

Mrs.Fatlip. Keswick.

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Kev, what's your address again? I'm coming to live in the shed.

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Spender
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:36 am 
臀部在瓷

Give us a bell first, I'll bake a cake!! :wink: :laugh:
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Pooliekev wrote:
臀部在瓷

Give us a bell first, I'll bake a cake!! :wink: :laugh:



Dictionary.com Translator

In Traditional Chinese:
臀部在瓷
In English:
Buttocks in porcelain
:uhoh: :shock: :uhoh: :shock:
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Spender
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:45 am 
pools4life wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
臀部在瓷

Give us a bell first, I'll bake a cake!! :wink: :laugh:



Dictionary.com Translator

In Traditional Chinese:
臀部在瓷
In English:
Buttocks in porcelain
:uhoh: :shock: :uhoh: :shock:


rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

It started life as 'Up Jacks arse.....' :grin:
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