Approximately what percentage of your thoughts do you

a. never divulge to anyone

b. tell only to your very closest friends?

sorry i can't tell you

Work it out before you buzz, I said......

oi...but I don't have a wooden heart....

Dear me....am getting nowhere fast 'ere.

Any more????


Please????

What, you mean you don't have ...sort of....internal thoughts when you're walking down the street, say?

It's an impossible question innit??

I mean anyone sane has an almost constant internal dialogue going on while they're awake at least. With that qualification, I'd say a. a lot % and b. not many %.

where is the wooden bit?
a horse is a horse of course, and normally you can't talk to a horse of course, but there is a horse you can talk to his name is Mr Ed.
now if you want to know what is going on, and you want to know that the info you is getting is honest,true, and reliable you go straight to the horses mouth.........

alternatively, you can go talk to them with a pony tail, and we all know what you find under every pony tail.............an a..e hole........

Get off....you're just trying to disguise your existentialist confusion on being faced with a question of dismayingly ontological importance

whats all that got to do with this Mr Ed thread?

Well, nothing. I was just trying to aviod mentioning how big Mr OFP's bum looked in that horrible dress

I'll show you dismayingly ontological importance.

Last Sunday we went to the inlaws for tea, lovely grub, and on the way home our rass says 'Was the food good?? and of course I says 'Yes lovely, thanks'

Then she says 'Better than mine??"

Talk about a cleft stick..............

obvious answer, " I can see where you were taught your skills"

Considering I've only been married six months I done good, Brian.

I said 'Every bit as good.'

And then asked the taxi driver if he liked Manchester United, they all do since Dong Fangzhou!!

here's something to think about, then. Would anybody here like to be able to read minds? Imagine how your opinion of somebody would change then.
There would have to be some constraints, such as only being able to read one mind at a time. Also, imagine how terrified other folks would be if they knew you could do it!!!!

Actually, I can read minds but I choose not to

But, yes, other people would be so terrified they'd probably do you in.

I wouldn't be in my job for very much longer if any of the many young Ladies I work with could read my mind!!

Just recently I asked our rass if when she thinks, she thinks in Chinese.

Stupid question but fascinating concept.

Ooooh! I'm going to tell Chrissie

a: 98.2%

b: 1.1%

What about the other 0.7%?

I wasn't going to ask that. Grave was being deliberately provocative.

Oh I see, you're on first name terms already?

It's Mr Disorder to the rest of us.

There'll be women in parliament next......

Go on then I'll have a go.

85% I keep to myself.
0.5% I only divulge to my closest friends

14.9% everybody gets them, though not necessarily all at once.

Shhhhhhhhh!!! They're only thoughts.