Hi its dishy Rishi here:
I know we have been shit and let you down. I and my party are only human and have made mistakes so give us some leeway. If you feel we will do a better job than the opposition parties then you must vote for us. Vote Conservative and Unionist Party.

Hi its Keir here:

Quite simply we accept that The Conservative and Unionist party has tried their best but all things considered we salute them for doing their best. We in The Labour Party feel we can do a better job so if you agree with us then you must vote for us.

Hello its Ed here. Isn't Orange a better colour than the other parties. Sorry you Nats over the water in the green isle. Well the other parties have done their best but we feel we can spread a little peace and harmony where none exists right now. i.e. legalise dope. Give 16 yr olds the vote. Become part of an EU stated Federal European Republic. Yes we will ensure you get clean water when we shut down the offending water companies who don't comply to standards. We will tell you after the election how you can get your water from another company. Vote for us tomorrow thank you.

Hi its Nige but you all know that anyway. If you vote for us you will all go down on the register as racists but you have to offend somebody I guess. Join me in The Princess Helena for a pint on Reform and gloat come Friday when Rishi is yesterday's chip paper.

Hi folks it some Plaid guy here. Fuck off if you are not Welsh.

Hi ye wee bairns its some Scottish Nat guy here. Its our oil but we don't want it so you can get tae fuck if ye're not Scottish.

Hi its George here. All of these fuckers are two sides of the same backside so vote for me and we can all go on a middle east land cruise on an open top old Hartlepool corporation double decker bus.

Hello Its Horden and Paulus' Sea Coal Party here. Please give us your vote and we will re-open The Seagull pub and make Hartlepool the sea coal and night life centre of the north east. Thank you for your votes and ackowledging that we are the most sensible of the lot.

Oh and free banana's for all the kids.

First prediction of tax rises from Starmer will be the revaluation of council tax bands.
Then slowly but surely a shit load more.

Rishi shit all over us major style not getting a Autumn budget in then calling a January GE.
How ironic to call it on independence day then bailing out over there.
Now we have to wait 5 years for SuperNige to clean up 19 years of mess. Excused by covid n war in Ukraine.
Ah only politics.

Pension tax relief will be standardised at 25% for all. Inheritance tax will be increased by including main residence in estate. So called green taxes implemented as UK charges towards Net Zero with massive impact on standards of living and liberties but minimal impact on Climate Change. Low hanging fruit for quick gains for government.

Why are we so accepting of certain things here in England, for example 100 miles up the road in Scotland you can get free bus travel anywhere across Scotland when your 60 and over, whereas we have to wait until state pension age which in my case is 66 yrs and 9 months, why is that fair and acceptable?, imagine the furore in Scotland if it was the other way round?, free prescriptions too at any age up there since 2011.We really are a bunch of pussies in England.

Higher taxes for Scots on the other hand, poorer education standards, higher booze prices.
On age concessions lots of institutions have changed their qualifying age from 60 to State Pension Age including Pools who did it a few years back.
We're all just wrung by governments no matter where we live and as a nation don't have the balls to stand up to it. Unlike the South Americans, French, Spanish, etc where full scale national demonstrations happen and often get results.

and the cap that councils can increase their tax on us will go but those who do not work will be excluded apart from pensioners. extra fuel duty for motorists, increase of 20 mph limits and road charging across the country with an army of people employed to enforce this, collect the money and go through the claims of certain people who will be exempt. thats before the bad stuff starts.

I am going to be watching it on C4 tonight until i fall asleep which could be at any time.
The show is to be presented by Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Emily Maitlis, Alastair Campbell and Rory Stewart.This should be an interesting watch rather than the wooden stuff on itv/bbc.

will be the first time i can ever remember where i,ll be in my pit no later than 11 pm on election night. staying up would be like going to a funeral or waiting for war being announced. can hear the words of as from 5am we have gained a working majority and i have to tell you we are now declaring war on the british public who refuse to go green, woke and refuse to follow the WHO and the WEF. takining about the WEF it always reminds me of a car registered in hartlepool.

And how is SuperNige going to sort it out, his tax proposals are worse than Trusses which ended up losing the U.K. £30 billion and pushing up interest rates higher than they have been for years.
Reforms policy of no tax under £20000 would make people a few hundred pounds better off but anyone earning over £70000 will be thousands better off hardly a good deal for the working class ?

higher earners have obvuiusly benefiited from tax as they will always have more take home pay against the tax they actually pay. the only way the poor would benefit is having a tax rebate instead of paying any but doubt any country could afford that with big social security payments and other things they have or decide to splash out on.