The UK is Invaded!

frank_brunos_big_right · **Joined:** Thu May 10, 2007 2:29 pm **Posts:** 74

.....Your troop numbers have been destroyed.

They call up for Volunteer Soldiers to fight on the front line to push the invaders back.

What do you do?

Do you Join and Fight until the end?

Sit back and let other people do the fighting until the last minute?

Pack your bags and seek refuge in another country?

Im just curious to what you would do?

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:42 pm

I'd go on the interweb,find some gay porn and have a wank

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36595

frank_brunos_big_right wrote:

.....Your troop numbers have been destroyed.

They call up for Volunteer Soldiers to fight on the front line to push the invaders back.

What do you do?

Do you Join and Fight until the end?

Sit back and let other people do the fighting until the last minute?

Pack your bags and seek refuge in another country?

Im just curious to what you would do?

WHO'S INVADING US....?

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:06 pm

Watch with minimal interest from the safe distance at which I live. :roll:

The invading forces'd go out of business with all the speeding fines they'd get rumbling up the roads in their assault vehicles anyway. :roll:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36595

Pooliekev wrote:

Watch with minimal interest from the safe distance at which I live. :roll:

The invading forces'd go out of business with all the speeding fines they'd get rumbling up the roads in their assault vehicles anyway. :roll:

THEN THERE'S THE SPEED HUMPS :shock:

... and we could throw crack squads of outreach workers, counsellors and assorted celebrities at them and if we have to use the ultimate deterent, we could always screen Big Brother at them, that would send em packing. :roll:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:13 pm

Oh aye, don't mess with these lads, you will get a hefty slap. :wink:

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:38 pm

Snowy wrote:

frank_brunos_big_right wrote:

WHO'S INVADING US....?

Cant say just yet,but they have a S in the name

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:33 pm

Have Health & Safety been informed of the impending invasion?

Any Invaders daring to set foot on Blighty will be drowned (in a sea of red tape)

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36595

norgepoolie wrote:

Have Health & Safety been informed of the impending invasion?

Any Invaders daring to set foot on Blighty will be drowned (in a sea of red tape)

Don't panic ......they're gonna cover the beach in hazard tape and bombard them with proximity fuse risk assessments. if that doesn't see them off then what will?

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:39 pm

Snowy wrote:

norgepoolie wrote:

Have Health & Safety been informed of the impending invasion?

Any Invaders daring to set foot on Blighty will be drowned (in a sea of red tape)

Don't panic ......they're gonna cover the beach in hazard tape and bombard them with proximity fuse risk assessments. if that doesn't see them off then what will?

Shayne Ward

stupoolie · **Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:56 pm

norgepoolie wrote:

Have Health & Safety been informed of the impending invasion?

Any Invaders daring to set foot on Blighty will be drowned (in a sea of red tape)

Anyone read Clarksons article on The Sun on Saturday? A council in Scotland have an old school building, But have been told to leave the lights on incase invaders injure themselves and sue the council, You couldnt make it up refred

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:56 pm

who is Shane Ward? confised

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36595

You're so out of touch you'll qualify to sit as a High Court judge at this rate Mr Parmo.

I can see it now...."All stand for Judge Parmo"...... :laugh:

Jonny · **Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:57 pm

frank_brunos_big_right wrote:

.....Your troop numbers have been destroyed.

They call up for Volunteer Soldiers to fight on the front line to push the invaders back.

What do you do?

Do you Join and Fight until the end?

Sit back and let other people do the fighting until the last minute?

Pack your bags and seek refuge in another country?

Im just curious to what you would do?

There's no way that I'd risk my life if we were doomerd - I'd take my chances in France.......

katcha · **Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:10 pm

The UK is Invaded!

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