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Bluestreak
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2024 11:10 am 
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Hears a one to start.

Today in the Sun (or Star)

"Wills gets his hands on Harrys chopper."

Referencing Prince Williams flying a helicopter as he is made Colonel-in-chief of the Army Air Corps.

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Bluestreak wrote:
Hears a one to start.

Today in the Sun (or Star)

"Wills gets his hands on Harrys chopper."

Referencing Prince Williams flying a helicopter as he is made Colonel-in-chief of the Army Air Corps.

Looks like they’ve opted for 14 year old Journalists.
How we laughed….not. :roll:

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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2024 11:31 am 
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Snowy wrote:
Bluestreak wrote:
Hears a one to start.

Today in the Sun (or Star)

"Wills gets his hands on Harrys chopper."

Referencing Prince Williams flying a helicopter as he is made Colonel-in-chief of the Army Air Corps.

Looks like they’ve opted for 14 year old Journalists.
How we laughed….not. :roll:


I always pictured the hacks of Fleet Street in the old days pissed up in a smoke filled boozer coming up with these headlines. As you say now its more likely 14 year olds in their bedroom.

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Bluestreak wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Bluestreak wrote:
Hears a one to start.

Today in the Sun (or Star)

"Wills gets his hands on Harrys chopper."

Referencing Prince Williams flying a helicopter as he is made Colonel-in-chief of the Army Air Corps.

Looks like they’ve opted for 14 year old Journalists.
How we laughed….not. :roll:


I always pictured the hacks of Fleet Street in the old days pissed up in a smoke filled boozer coming up with these headlines. As you say now its more likely 14 year olds in their bedroom.


Spitting Image did a good portrayal of them.
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The best headline I ever saw was after Inverness Caledonian Thistle hammered Celtic by 8 goals to 2 ( I think) a few years ago. It read
" SUPER CALY GO BALISTIC, CELTIC ARE ATROCIOUS,
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"Zip me up before you go-go"

Referencing George Michaels arrest for a lewd act in a public toilet in Los Angeles.

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"Queen in brawl at the Palace"

Gerry Queen, a Crystal Palace player, had a spot of bother during a home game.

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Fooled me at first…. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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The one on the left is....or is it? :laugh:

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