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 Post subject: Non lethal trap
PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2024 9:41 am 
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Talking to a mate of mine this morning, bit of a wildlife buff and he mentioned his daughter said she’d seen a big mouse in the garden so went round to check it out.
When he was there he quickly realised it was obviously a rat and he’d sort it out.
So naively fascinated I asked him what he did.
So he tells me he uses a non lethal trap and kept emphasising the word ‘non lethal’ as he explained it was a cage with a sprung door etc and he used Nutella as bait still emphasising the non lethal aspect.
So I asked him what he did with the rat, expecting him to say he takes it out into the sticks and releases it……He laughed and said I quote…”Fuck that I drown it in a bucket of water”.
There’s me thinking he’d gone all woke :laugh:

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2024 11:11 am 
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Snowy wrote:
Talking to a mate of mine this morning, bit of a wildlife buff and he mentioned his daughter said she’d seen a big mouse in the garden so went round to check it out.
When he was there he quickly realised it was obviously a rat and he’d sort it out.
So naively fascinated I asked him what he did.
So he tells me he uses a non lethal trap and kept emphasising the word ‘non lethal’ as he explained it was a cage with a sprung door etc and he used Nutella as bait still emphasising the non lethal aspect.
So I asked him what he did with the rat, expecting him to say he takes it out into the sticks and releases it……He laughed and said I quote…”Fuck that I drown it in a bucket of water”.
There’s me thinking he’d gone all woke :laugh:

think that story sums up britain in 2024. vermin is vermin and we need to get rid of it until they set up BRM, black rats matter.


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