Boreham Wood are subsidising their fans’ travel to away games, starting this Saturday at the Vic. That means there could be 50-75 of them here - maybe even a 100 Have Cleveland Police been told???

We could be safe from those marauding, ransacking, wife stealing, alcohol fuelled, drug addled, cross dressing, child eating, pet stealing, granny trading beasts, as they probably mean no further than 10 mile outside the M25.
Never the less the Heugh gun battery has been alerted.

You definitely a one off Snowy

Funny you should say that, my psychiatrist said just what you said.

Don,t believe this vicious rumour for 1 Min, Unless it came from Porter&Boyd.

Anyway there is not one coach company from the area that knows they way north of York.

You got Megabus to Boro, Newcastle and Durham University, price starting from around£15 rtn. 5% of the population think we're Newcastle or Boro with a further 90% not knowing where Pools are. We could be safe.

They will all break out in spots and go sick when they see signs saying THE NORTH.

what will they think of the industrial decline as the tripe mines are long gone and the jam buttie factories were closed down by their heroin maggie.

Ive just heard a COBRA meeting has been called.

the imperial german navy are also on standbye.

The nights watch will sort them out.

Billy Horner's Datsun is found dusty but otherwise only needing a new battery in a barn outside Greatham.

Is it true there was a skeleton in a faded Pool’s strip still clutching the steering wheel with a vice like grip?